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I'll give you one million dollars...(Read 10843 times)
Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #30 on: January 31, 2010, 11:37:47 AM
Or a jiggler. A dick jiggler.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #31 on: February 01, 2010, 12:41:13 AM
Like, a duggler?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #32 on: February 01, 2010, 03:21:28 AM
Dirk Diggler?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #33 on: February 03, 2010, 06:19:44 PM
Dammit, that's what I was trying to think of ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #34 on: February 03, 2010, 06:28:32 PM
Okay, well, a straight woman or a gay man can be a Dick Duggler,

BUT

a straight man can only be a Dick Jiggler.

Sweet!

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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #35 on: February 03, 2010, 07:47:03 PM
WTF are you talking about?

A GAY man would be a "Dick Jiggler" ...



.... nevermind, I'm not getting into this
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #36 on: February 03, 2010, 08:07:39 PM
WTF are you talking about?

A GAY man would be a "Dick Jiggler" ...



.... nevermind, I'm not getting into this

Too late!  (Poorest poor YOU!)

A gay man would have SEVERAL dicks to juggle about, eh?

As would any straight woman.  (No question, there.  If she's ALIVE?  Yeah.)

A straight MAN, however, would only have his OWN dick to JIGGLE.

Is it starting to make sense?
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #37 on: February 03, 2010, 08:10:25 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #38 on: February 03, 2010, 08:13:30 PM
HAHAHAHA!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #39 on: February 03, 2010, 09:07:37 PM
DAVE!

With your "BOOYA MF'er" sig,

THAT IS MOST ASSUREDLY A WORK O FART!

EDITED to include:  And as of 5 minutes ago?  It's a STOLEN Work O Fart!
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #40 on: February 03, 2010, 09:46:02 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.