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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


I'll give you one million dollars...(Read 6267 times)
Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #30 on: January 31, 2010, 11:37:47 AM
Or a jiggler. A dick jiggler.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #31 on: February 01, 2010, 12:41:13 AM
Like, a duggler?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #32 on: February 01, 2010, 03:21:28 AM
Dirk Diggler?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #33 on: February 03, 2010, 06:19:44 PM
Dammit, that's what I was trying to think of ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #34 on: February 03, 2010, 06:28:32 PM
Okay, well, a straight woman or a gay man can be a Dick Duggler,

BUT

a straight man can only be a Dick Jiggler.

Sweet!

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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #35 on: February 03, 2010, 07:47:03 PM
WTF are you talking about?

A GAY man would be a "Dick Jiggler" ...



.... nevermind, I'm not getting into this
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #36 on: February 03, 2010, 08:07:39 PM
WTF are you talking about?

A GAY man would be a "Dick Jiggler" ...



.... nevermind, I'm not getting into this

Too late!  (Poorest poor YOU!)

A gay man would have SEVERAL dicks to juggle about, eh?

As would any straight woman.  (No question, there.  If she's ALIVE?  Yeah.)

A straight MAN, however, would only have his OWN dick to JIGGLE.

Is it starting to make sense?
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #37 on: February 03, 2010, 08:10:25 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #38 on: February 03, 2010, 08:13:30 PM
HAHAHAHA!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #39 on: February 03, 2010, 09:07:37 PM
DAVE!

With your "BOOYA MF'er" sig,

THAT IS MOST ASSUREDLY A WORK O FART!

EDITED to include:  And as of 5 minutes ago?  It's a STOLEN Work O Fart!
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #40 on: February 03, 2010, 09:46:02 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.