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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


I'll give you one million dollars...(Read 6926 times)
Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #30 on: January 31, 2010, 11:37:47 AM
Or a jiggler. A dick jiggler.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #31 on: February 01, 2010, 12:41:13 AM
Like, a duggler?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #32 on: February 01, 2010, 03:21:28 AM
Dirk Diggler?
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #33 on: February 03, 2010, 06:19:44 PM
Dammit, that's what I was trying to think of ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #34 on: February 03, 2010, 06:28:32 PM
Okay, well, a straight woman or a gay man can be a Dick Duggler,

BUT

a straight man can only be a Dick Jiggler.

Sweet!

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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #35 on: February 03, 2010, 07:47:03 PM
WTF are you talking about?

A GAY man would be a "Dick Jiggler" ...



.... nevermind, I'm not getting into this
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #36 on: February 03, 2010, 08:07:39 PM
WTF are you talking about?

A GAY man would be a "Dick Jiggler" ...



.... nevermind, I'm not getting into this

Too late!  (Poorest poor YOU!)

A gay man would have SEVERAL dicks to juggle about, eh?

As would any straight woman.  (No question, there.  If she's ALIVE?  Yeah.)

A straight MAN, however, would only have his OWN dick to JIGGLE.

Is it starting to make sense?
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #37 on: February 03, 2010, 08:10:25 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #38 on: February 03, 2010, 08:13:30 PM
HAHAHAHA!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #39 on: February 03, 2010, 09:07:37 PM
DAVE!

With your "BOOYA MF'er" sig,

THAT IS MOST ASSUREDLY A WORK O FART!

EDITED to include:  And as of 5 minutes ago?  It's a STOLEN Work O Fart!
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #40 on: February 03, 2010, 09:46:02 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.