just to preface, my iphone is a huge cock-smoking nigger cunt, and it's impossible to multitask. therefore, i am unable to pull up a town map of the great state of Maine to see where these places are in reference to you. the point i'm attempting to reach is that my folks have a home in heartland and my boyfriend's folks live in wells and maybe i would encounter you one day (if ever you dare venture out from the comforts of grandma's basement, of course).

wait a second. is it okay to call my iphone a nigger if it's encased in a white plastic shell?

You pass through Waterville going to Hartland.  I wouldn't be opposed to stepping outside if someone was passing through.

No More Upset at being called a nigger than I am at being called a redneck.

That's kind of the point, though. Someone calling you a redneck doesn't have the same impact, nor could it.

And THAT's my point.  I'm "white," so whatever names anyone wants to call me, that's okay, 'cuz it "doesn't have the same impact, nor could it"?!?

If "white-y" doesn't like it, that's just tough shit, and we'd better keep our cracker mouths SHUT?!?

No.  Everyone wants equality?

Maybe us peckerwoods would like some equality, too.

But the SECOND a honky wants some consideration regarding name calling, it becomes "a ridiculous issue,"

without anyone stopping to think that it was a ridiculous issue for ANYONE to concern themselves about TO BEGIN WITH.

I take issue with being labelled "white" as if it implies some negative general attribute.

You are a traitor to your race Nip-Lover.

YOU'RE BACK!!!

Did you bring us a little something/something?

Hmmm???

Glad to see your avvy, again!

I take issue with being labelled "white" as if it implies some negative general attribute.

But it DOES...

You're a disgusting honky, who has made "niggers" out of EVERY SINGLE other race you've ever encountered,

by lying, cheating and stealing ALL of their good shit away from them.

Pfft!  Peckerwood!

Fucking gook-loving heebs, all of you ...

No More Upset at being called a nigger than I am at being called a redneck.

That's kind of the point, though. Someone calling you a redneck doesn't have the same impact, nor could it.

And THAT's my point.  I'm "white," so whatever names anyone wants to call me, that's okay, 'cuz it "doesn't have the same impact, nor could it"?!?

If "white-y" doesn't like it, that's just tough shit, and we'd better keep our cracker mouths SHUT?!?

No.  Everyone wants equality?

Maybe us peckerwoods would like some equality, too.

But the SECOND a honky wants some consideration regarding name calling, it becomes "a ridiculous issue,"

without anyone stopping to think that it was a ridiculous issue for ANYONE to concern themselves about TO BEGIN WITH.

Again, you miss the point entirely. You have the luxury of ignoring stuff that a whole bunch of people who look like you have done over the years. You have the luxury of not being offended by stupid terms used to refer to people who look like you. You have the luxury of not being assumed to be a fucking criminal or at least an undesirable person just because of how you look, in a large percentage of places in your country. No shit "honky" and "cracker" don't bother you, you white fuck! People who look like you have been in charge of a whole lot of the world for a long time.

Racial epithets against the people of any country who have most of the power in said country are a fucking joke. Is that fair? Are YOU personally to blame for the bullshit non-whites have gone through over the years? No. Not at all, as far as I know. But that doesn't mean that your life wasn't automatically somewhat easier due to the lack of pigment in your skin. It's not a bad trade, really, if you think about it. "honky" will never be as offensive as "nigger", but in exchange you're more likely to get a loan and less likely to be followed around a fucking convenience store.

Fucking gook-loving heebs, all of you ...

Hey!

Thrash lost his cherry in the back of a fjord...

Is that some new slang for sticking his butthole up against a glory hole in a truckstop restroom?

No, it's a weak insult to his Norwegian roots.

Really, how can you insult a people who rowed boats across the ocean and chopped people up for their women and gold?

my iphone is a huge cock-smoking nigger cunt

I love my iPhone and I haven't even put music onto it yet

If I had a dime for every time some random black person on the subway (out of no where) called me a rich white/honky/cracker/opey bitch... well, Id be a rich white/honky/cracker/opey bitch! Sadly, you do not receive a dime every time someone who is angry at the world, incorrectly judges/labels you for no real reason.

everyone has had it hard. Sex, race, orientation, color of your eyes, your hair, your nationality, where you are from. what kind of money you make, disability, .. I can go on!
everything is against you as a member of society. It's best to leave it at that than say "X person has it harder than Y" for neither of us know what it is to be "Y", let alone what type of cards life dealt "X" and how difficult their situation was.

X and Y, X and Y, it's all about X and Y isn't it you sexist bitch ?!?!?!

fuck them double x's

If a girl whispered "honkey" softly in my ear, I would be ready to go faster than Ian at the butter factory

Not Butter, Vegemite you sheep fucker.

Not Butter, Vegemite you sheep fucker.

On all fours and start honkin', you white, cracker, tall, homeowner bitch

Not while I polish my diamonds!

Oh my

Now lets smash face.

Not Butter, Vegemite you sheep fucker.

No no no, butter is correct, vegemite is only good for gluing tiles to walls.

Marmite cures jock rot.

Just sayin'.

I love me some marmite

so whos gonna lick it off whos balls?

Crotchpot cookin'! That makes it even more yeasty!

<~ awaits the Rising of the Dough

If I had a dime for every time some random black person on the subway (out of no where) got it in my eyes, my hair, my disability ...

You are all Abba-Dabba, Afro-Saxon, Crumpet-Stuffing, Double Dipped, Fence Fairy, Ghetto Hamster, Goat Roping, Gookie Monsters!