"Back off, cockboy, what I said to him goes double for you."

"Cockboy? Did you just call me cockboy?"

"Yeah, you know I did. You're just stalling cuz you're not quick enough to think of a comeback."

"You think I'm not quick enough. Guy thinks I'm not quick enough. Well I got news for you. I am quick enough! ... COCKBOY!"

I am not a piece of meat.

You will be once I get done with you.

Man all I gotta say is that after 20+ posts of set-up the punchline better be worth it.

I agree ...

Sort of like the first time you talked to me ....
I thought we had something ...

Dammit, Baggie!

Well, I'm a gentleman, so, you won ....
*bows head to Baggie*

Actually, I had no idea it was some sort of contest. I was just being me.

Tricky, I'll take you up on your phone offer one of these evenings.

*sobs gently*

Bagman is obviously far superior to Thrash.

At least Thrash can realize it and accept it.

*sobs gently*

That's not the right attitude, Dave... You gotta make yourself competitive. I think it's time you came up with a sweet pet name for your tallywacker.

*sobs gently*

That's not the right attitude, Dave... You gotta make yourself competitive. I think it's time you came up with a sweet pet name for your tallywacker.

Florida?

...maybe that's what he's always talking about, when he says "I can't leave Florida this weekend."

Tricky:  Is this all some clever ploy to get Bagman to fall in love with you, just so you can shatter his hopes and dreams in the end?  The idea of you actually falling in love with his awk-cock (awkward cock) disturbs me a lil' bit.

dave never leaves florida. get used to it.

Because it looks like a big, limp cock but hope springs eternal.

I bet he'd visit America's Asshole.

Nah, he won't go to east Texas.

Tricky:  Is this all some clever ploy to get Bagman to fall in love with you, just so you can shatter his hopes and dreams in the end?  The idea of you actually falling in love with his awk-cock (awkward cock) disturbs me a lil' bit.

Jealousy isn't very becoming, danzig.

dave never leaves florida. get used to it.

5/31/08 - My mom's birthday, I was in CT/NY ...

dave never leaves florida. get used to it.

5/31/08 - My mom's birthday, I was in CT/NY ...

well unless you can offer photographic evidence that is timestamped or she comes to the board to tell us all about her visit with davey wavey, i call bluff.

oh man. do you guys remember when my mom posted on a-s? that was a mind fuck.

oh man. do you guys remember when my mom posted on a-s?

nope.

oh man. do you guys remember when my mom posted on a-s?

nope.

it was panic inducing.

she was driving me somewhere in the care and suddenly she started talking about fuse, thrash, and wendigo. i thought i was having a horrible nightmare and i just kept saying, "what the fuck are you talking about?"

she thought it was hilarious.

i have been SO careful to delete my internet history every time i use her computer to post here.

Why does everyone always talk about ME?!?!?

I can verify that he did, in fact, drive up I-95 for his mother's birthday in 2008. We were supposed to get together at the river but I got busy at work and had to cancel.

























Hehehe or at least that what he thinks. Payback's a bitch.

We were supposed to get together busy at the river but I got busy together at work and had to cancel.

Oh yeah, I'm jealous of that jew cock, fwa!

No, remember, I FLEW UP instead and rented a car ...

You say that now, but did anyone see it???

And what of wendigo? Is he still trapped in a suburb of Dallas?

Guest      14:34:09     Printing the topic "Interesting places in the board".

Yes, I guess this thread is it to somebody.

Printing?? Someone is printing something from this board? And it actually tells you that?


Guest, you sound like a loser. Print that, fag.

edit: i just read this entire thread and laughed my ass off.