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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


Shut it you dumb whore(Read 3768 times)
Shut it you dumb whore on: March 09, 2010, 07:32:33 PM
Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade over this commercial. She claims they are using her name and likeness.

NEW E*TRADE Baby - Girlfriend

Yeah... like you're the only crackhead named Lindsay on the planet...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 08:47:20 PM
I don't like Lohan's face.



Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 09:28:41 PM
Are you fucking serious? (Zoomie)
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Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 09:32:27 PM
She wants $100 MILLION and she wants possession of every copy of that commercial.

I think she's on drugs again.

article here
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Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 09:38:45 PM
I'd still fuck her.
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Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 09:44:53 PM
Yes well you already do drugs and have an incurable STD.

You two have so much in common...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #6 on: March 09, 2010, 09:55:56 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #7 on: March 09, 2010, 11:10:20 PM
I don't like Lohan's face.

Would you like it better with your peepee jammed down her throat?



Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #8 on: March 10, 2010, 05:11:48 PM
Actually, I think my cock would make her face look better.



Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #9 on: March 11, 2010, 02:41:55 PM
I agree with everything posted in this thread thus far ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #10 on: March 15, 2010, 07:05:59 AM
I'd still fuck her.

she was pretty cute like 5 years ago.



Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #11 on: March 15, 2010, 02:32:48 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Shut it you dumb whore Reply #12 on: March 16, 2010, 01:07:10 AM