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ian on: July 16, 2010, 11:37:45 AM
I found you a new goal - beat this guy
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Re: ian Reply #1 on: July 16, 2010, 03:38:30 PM
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He was always looking to better himself and didn't have that thing that most people have when they say: 'I'll play in my local club now and again.' He went straight for the kingpin, the Open. He told himself: 'I'm going to win the Open.' He was laughed at for that and was accused of being the Walter Mitty of golf, but he wasn't harming anyone, he just decided he was going to go for it.

aww!



Re: ian Reply #2 on: July 16, 2010, 09:08:39 PM
I could easily beat that dude... there is no one on the planet with less interest in golf than me...



Re: ian Reply #3 on: July 17, 2010, 04:30:56 AM
I have the best gold story EVER!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: ian Reply #4 on: July 17, 2010, 04:42:00 AM
Dave, I want to hear the best gold story ever... I hope it involves picks, pans and prospectors...
« Last Edit: July 17, 2010, 04:42:26 AM by passmore »



Re: ian Reply #5 on: July 17, 2010, 05:37:21 AM
I could easily beat that dude... there is no one on the planet with less interest in golf than me...

But he is interested, he is just not very good at it.



Re: ian Reply #6 on: July 17, 2010, 07:05:35 AM
Is Thrash just drunk all the time or did he simply stop caring about spelling?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
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Re: ian Reply #7 on: July 17, 2010, 11:15:15 PM
Stopped caring for sure.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: ian Reply #8 on: July 19, 2010, 09:34:20 AM
h0m0
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian Reply #9 on: July 22, 2010, 05:07:22 PM
I meant ...
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I have the best gold story ever ...
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For the other story, Ian, I can direct you to a two-part episode of "Married ... With Children" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: ian Reply #10 on: July 23, 2010, 02:15:53 AM
Christina Applegate had her tits cut off.



Re: ian Reply #11 on: July 23, 2010, 03:48:44 AM
Christina Applegate had her tits breasts, exquisite breasts cut off.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian Reply #12 on: July 23, 2010, 03:53:26 AM
I dunno, she's looking like she's got a few miles on her these days...



Re: ian Reply #13 on: July 23, 2010, 04:35:48 AM
Yeah, but I'm referring to the 70's, when she was an anchorlady in San Diaaaago.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian Reply #14 on: July 23, 2010, 05:16:24 AM
Did you guys ever see Married with Children Spring Break special?




I think I was 15 when I watched that. God bless America
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian Reply #15 on: July 23, 2010, 11:32:13 PM
I watched that not too long ago ...
Good, good shit, man!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')