Si FTW

'Tis one of my favourite stand-up thingies ever.

Good job man. Good job.

my mother. ha.

I had my last lesson free today so i phoned my mother to ask where she wanted to pick me up.
I said I had a free, she said she could pick me up first, before getting my brother. So planned that.
Only I got there late.
She then somehow skewed the memory so it was me phoning my mother to ask her to pick me up.
then bitched at me for making my brother late and changing everyone's plans.

two things wrong with this.

1. she wasn't paying any attention to what i was saying. she said she thought i phoned because i wanted her to pick me up.
at no point did i say that. she offered. i thought that she wasn't willing to do that and I'd be spending the free at school.
and then she complains i don't talk to her. well she doesn't actually remember what we talk about so.. what's the point? *confused*

2. she has got to be losing her mind to completely forget everything we talked about only half an hour before.

Mothers are great, or at least can be. But they're pretty much all somewhat crazy.

Sakhi needs to snort some coke, that'll get Mummy riled

Voice of experience.

My mum was pretty much clueless about any coke I did, although she did once accuse me of being wired when I was about 20 and at least 4 years removed from doing any. I was stoned as fuck at the time and found the accusation HILARIOUS.

over drinks one night a few years ago, i told my mom that i've "dabbled" with cocaine. she goes "it's seriously the best thing when you want to stay up all night and dance! before you were born, bonny and i used to..." so don't talk to your parents about drugs because they might tell you stuff you don't want to know. like how your dad thought your mom's best friend bonny was a bad influence because she and your mom would stay out clubbing all night in nyc doing coke and coming home late and putting abba on the turntable and blasting the stereo to continue the dance party at your parents' then apartment, while your dad would get more and more furious and throw them both out on their asses, and "all they did was laugh and laugh and laugh"...

She used to be great, I don't know what the fuck
 happened. My dad too.

Well... That's kinda a lie. It got worse when they found out I knew about my brothers gf. But they're seriously weird about everything now.

Example: had my Internet access taken away a while ago. Ive mentionned it im sure. Anyway now they've taken my laptop too. And I mean after they took the Internet they didn't even tell me. My bro did. And I never had to stop using the Internet because of an unsecured network close by but they never knew that. As far as they knew I just listen to music on my laptop, and that's just not fucking acceptable.   

She used to be great, I don't know what the fuck
 happened.

Maybe she's kickin it. Cocaine IS a hell of a drug..

Well she has to do something all day...

It's probably for the best Sakhi. The interwebz will rot your brain and turn you into a sexual deviant. Just look around here.

If I could hang out with my friends on a semi regular basis it'd be okay. As it is I've not seen any of them since results day. I need something.

Oh well. At least I'm at a girls school now. Not so many people to fuck.


Also, stupid autocorrect keeps changing fuck to duck.

Well, what I'm saying is I didn't look like a hooker in any way. So it didn't make sense. If I was wearing a super short mini skirt, a shirt with my boobs hanging out, and "fuck me shoes" I would've understood, but I was on my way to work both of those day. I work in a creative office environment. I didn't look like a hooker.

I know this is from a long time ago, but is there any way you could put post a picture of youself in the outfit in question?

Why? So you can say that I'm wrong and that catcalls and whatever else is justified because of the outfit?

Ah, doomed to the all girls school too, eh Sakhi? I had the same fate. didnt stop me from hitting it for 4 years.

Oh wait krsna, you already did say that (kind of)?

No, I'm not going to take pics of the outfits and post them, not because of any other reason than I can't be bothered to.

Ah, doomed to the all girls school too, eh Sakhi? I had the same fate. didnt stop me from hitting it for 4 years.

Not doomed, it's easier, I like it. It was my choice in the end.
I don't have to worry about my parents saying i'm going to slut it up and I don't want a bf here anyway. I'm happy as it is.
Plus people are mega friendly, and it's a really good school.


I should leave this thread for now, I'm too happy.

every girl I know with your background at 16 either

• totally went off the deep end or
• got married and had 3 kids by 22

Why? So you can say that I'm wrong and that catcalls and whatever else is justified because of the outfit?

Perhaps I was wrong. Maybe my imagination over embellished the slut-itude of the ensemble in question. Perhaps the outfit was very conservative, and I would have looked at it and then I would have been all like "Ha! In my face biotch!" to my self.

I'll say that it's appropriate for my job. I don't work at a strip club. Like I said I work in a creative office environment.

The interwebz will rot your brain and turn you into a sexual deviant. Just look around here.

If I could mainline cock I would.

every girl I know with your background at 16 either

• totally went off the deep end or
• got married and had 3 kids by 22

I'm not going to do either.

I'll say that it's appropriate for my job. I don't work at a strip club. Like I said I work in a creative office environment.

You won't show us cuz it's the outfit with the cum stains on the ass, isn't it?

screw it, I had two parties I was obligated to go to for the last two nights. Boring and expensive, bleh

Oh well. At least I'm at a girls school now. Not so many people to fuck.

So, what kind of girls there do you wanna fuck?

I'll say that it's appropriate for my job. I don't work at a strip club. Like I said I work in a creative office environment.

You won't show us cuz it's the outfit with the cum stains on the ass, isn't it?

that dress has since been dry cleaned!

Bet it glows yellow under blacklight.