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RetroJunk.Com on: January 19, 2012, 05:34:55 PM
AWESOME SIGHT!

Anyway, I've found this old (very clever in the opening) ad for the game of "Life" ...
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/18137/

Now, at 20 seconds, hear the dislocated "haha haha" of the dad ...
I've always thought it VERY odd, even back in the 70s and 80s ...

I mean, the game's fun and all, and they want to project that, however, what are the father and daughter
carrying on about (so loudly, at that) when it's mom's turn, and she's telling her son, the banker, to pay her?

... or is it just me?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #1 on: January 21, 2012, 07:36:49 PM
Fuck you Americans, with your happy nuclear families playing Milton Bradley games.

I mean seriously, if you fuckers had been a bit more attentive about real life going on around you and less wrapped up in playing The Game Of Life, the world wouldnt be fucked right now.

Thanks a lot.



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #2 on: January 22, 2012, 09:42:30 AM
The game of life is a fun game, don't be hatin' bro.



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 03:54:58 AM
Someone needs to invent a sarcasm tag...



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #4 on: January 26, 2012, 01:45:13 AM
At least you have a job, tubby...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #5 on: January 30, 2012, 03:05:42 AM
He apparently played the game of life and, oddly, made the right decision to work right out of high school ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #6 on: February 04, 2012, 08:18:48 PM
...and the sum total of time unemployed I have endured since December 1986 is 4 days.



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #7 on: February 06, 2012, 02:42:05 AM
Do I REALLY have to quote myself once again?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #8 on: February 07, 2012, 12:33:55 PM
Just about the same amount of time I've spent employed!

Oh, I dropped out of school though.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #9 on: February 07, 2012, 02:18:39 PM
Me too, and I've been employed continuously for 14 years.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #10 on: February 08, 2012, 07:22:21 AM
Job? Who needs a job? I live in a warm place, I have my dog, a nice house, a pool, a little boat, my Jeep, a bicycle... I get to go fishing, crabbing, shrimping, hunting, exploring the everglades, sailing on the Gulf of Mexico or Lake Okeechobee with friends whenever I want, I live near the beach and can sit in a tiki bar all day drinking beer and staring at bikini-clad women, I have 300 channels of cable and high speed internet, and all it costs me is a 2 or 3 hours of chores every week.

Gawd I hate it here...

I need to get a job.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #11 on: February 10, 2012, 12:56:14 PM
Yer as bad off as I am ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 09:32:04 PM
Do I REALLY have to quote myself once again?

Why not? Never stopped you before...



Re: RetroJunk.Com Reply #13 on: February 10, 2012, 09:34:10 PM
While I'm at it... here's some retro junk...