Job? Who needs a job? I live in a warm place, I have my dog, a nice house, a pool, a little boat, my Jeep, a bicycle... I get to go fishing, crabbing, shrimping, hunting, exploring the everglades, sailing on the Gulf of Mexico or Lake Okeechobee with friends whenever I want, I live near the beach and can sit in a tiki bar all day drinking beer and staring at bikini-clad women, I have 300 channels of cable and high speed internet, and all it costs me is a 2 or 3 hours of chores every week.
Gawd I hate it here...
I need to get a job.