Who knows, if I can manage those 3 goals, maybe I'll hit my all-encompassing goal too.

To be a real boy?

and then I would have been all like "Ha! In my face biotch!" to my self.

Who knows, if I can manage those 3 goals, maybe I'll hit my all-encompassing goal too.

To be a real boy?

As long as I'm drawing breath, I'm waiting for vagina pics.

lets see some of these up there!

One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I  awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.

I like my very pretty puero rican roommates like I like my puerto rican coffee: ground up and in the freezer

That's a spin off of one that danzig said several months ago.

The latter.

I can't get more than two sentences into a Tru rant before I start hearing it in a warbly, high-pitched, googly-eyed cartoon scientist voice.

All quotes updated ...

I can't get more than two sentences into a Tru rant before I start hearing it in a warbly, high-pitched, googly-eyed cartoon scientist voice.

that wasnt really too funny.

thank you, come again.

It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...

Someone, please, quotebox me on that. It is a celebration of the English language.

It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...

Nominated!  It may just be me, but stuff like that is HILARIOUS to me, 'cuz it makes me imagine it, too!

I nominate this:

It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...

Nominated!  It may just be me, but stuff like that is HILARIOUS to me, 'cuz it makes me imagine it, too!

Hmmm ...

If you weren't referring to me, then why do you give a shit what I would do?

Giggity giggity! I'm posting fully naked!

i do not nominate this:

It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...

Nominated!  It may just be me, but stuff like that is HILARIOUS to me, 'cuz it makes me imagine it, too!

i don't like the idea of encouraging her. i doubt she will get that the joke's on her.

:'(

T-shirt not wet = FAIL.

edit: Nice font though.

the shirt is really stretchy so writing on it was kind of tough.

i am braless there though, not that anyone can tell!

i am braless there though, not that anyone can tell!

T-shirt not wet = FAIL.

Tru is what happens when you combine a Phillip K Dick novel with a house full of cats.

i am braless there though, not that anyone can tell!

sadly it was my first thought.

also, is that the same necklace as in the other pic?

indeed it is.

i am braless there though, not that anyone can tell!

T-shirt not wet = FAIL.

Beat me to it ...

If I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit.

Was 'blowing' really the word you were looking for? Nevermind, of course it was...

Bunk up in Kyle's condo.  Kyle doesn't have any human equity and a couch surfer could complete his portfolio.  Unless the couch surfer has too many liabilities attached to it.  Burny, would you consider yourself negative equity?