I still think one of his degrees must have been in BUBBLEOLOGY!


BUBBLEOLOGY Keith Michael Johnson's touring show explores the secret world of bubbles


LOL

Btw the courses I referenced are actual college courses that you can actually get a degree from.
The Surfing Studies is from a Uni in Australia and the bubbleology is a course from Caltech.

I've actually heard of that ....

I have a degree in Radio and Television Broadcasting. Seriously!

I was pretty much the smartest kid in my graduating primary school class. BOOYA!

What is "Primary School" akin to here in the states?

I think K - 6th.

At least when I went, 7,8,9 were considered junior high or middle school and 10 - 12 were high school.

But it's all different now and I don't know what's going on most of the time.

I guess primary school could be considered anything before college.

Primary is through 6th, or until you're 11 or so. Then secondary school is after that. I dunno about the rest. I think it used to be O-levels and then A-levels and now it's GCSE's and then A-levels and then university? Something like that.

We called it Elementary.

Yeah, same thing.

I think K - 6th.
At least when I went, 7,8,9 were considered junior high or middle school and 10 - 12 were high school.

Same as when I went to school ...
... but that was just in my town, none of the surrounding towns did it that way
... now I think that they are 6-8 at middle school and 9-12 in high school

She and her 30 years experience told me to run like hell.

Sounds like you're getting a damaged kidney, and this guy may want to cling go you afterwards. I bet he will want to move in with you afterwards. Since he is giving you a sacred Jesus kidney.

SACRED JESUS KIDNEY TO THE RESCUE!

No, that's "Captain Obvious" ...
... oh, wait ...

Sounds like you're getting a damaged kidney, and this guy may want to cling go you afterwards. I bet he will want to move in with you afterwards. Since he is giving you a sacred Jesus kidney.

Him, his wife, their kid, any pets ...

That would certainly explain why he needs to bring his daughter, eh?

I don't get his reasoning he presented to you ...

As I may have mentioned I recently had kidney stone surgery and recovered quite well, but I remember little of the experience since it was done under general anesthesia. They left a "stent" in to allow stone particles to pass easier.

Well today I had the stent removed and it was much more traumatic but not really too bad.

First one nurse ordered me to strip then she cleaned and sterilized my penis with betadine. Then a different nurse came in to squirt the lubricant laced with lidocain up into my penis, then after a while my black milf urologist came in and shoved a type of scope up my pee hole and what she pulled out is not what I was expecting, the stent had to be 8 or nine inches long! And it really hurt when she was finally pulling it out. No wonder it's been uncomfortable all this time. It was over pretty quick though.

It was quite an interesting experience, actually the most female action my old cock has seen in some time. LOL

The stone was calcium based but she said milk was fine, the only restrictions she gave me was to switch to a low salt diet.

I got to watch my husband's vasectomy get done. I sat about. 3 feet from him.

The Urologist used a hollow needle thing on his numbed nutsack and pulled out his vas...and kept pulling out more..and more.. and more.. it was like one of those damn clown hankies or something. Took this glowing laser-knife thingie to cut/seal it, made the cut/ seal, tucked it back in, and then numbed the other teste and I got to see the whole funny clown-hankie-vas again. After both got tucked in, he put a tiny steri-strip on his sack and said "ok. All done."
Total time from after he got shaved to when I helped him into his pants was 10 minutes. He did say the worst part was the first numbing shot.

I knew guys had longer plumbing but DAMN..
I'm surprised you guys don't all have kidney stones with all that tubing for it to get caught in.

The stent only goes from the bladder up to the kidney

Sometimes they have a string that comes all the way out and you are instructed in how to pull it out yourself. What an ordeal that must be.

Yikes!