39/f/ontario

There is nothing interesting about me.

I genuinely thought you were like 10 years younger. I dont know where I got that from.

39/Confused/Florida ...

I drink and party for a living ...

Nah. He represents the lollipop guild. REPRESENT!

VERTRETEN!

Ok, I'll play while I wait for the painkillers to kick in...

32/f/des moines oh damn I'm old! Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

Oh.. and people describe my husband as looking like "Blind Stoner Jesus" but I don't like to think about fucking Jesus.

 but I don't like to think about fucking Jesus.

Yeah, we should leave that to the Christians.

Ha!

*sorry, I had a long reply but realized it made no sense becauuse these painkillers kicked in. Doesn't kill the pain, but makes me not care and messes with my train of thought. See, there are benefits to marrying a dude who looks like "Blind Stoner Jesus". He has friends who take pity on me and give me shit to make it through the night. Awesome*

Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?

Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?

And after I wrote it, I didn't get flooded with PMs asking for my stats.

Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(

Last time I wrote an a/s/l I was still in my teens.

It's a bit of a harsh realization, eh?

And after I wrote it, I didn't get flooded with PMs asking for my stats.

Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(

Or mah strech marks  :'( :'(

Oh, you'd be surprised.

I'm curious, but not enough to ask...

You knows i want to see that shit! and be all like "whoa! coooooool!"

I'm game too ...

Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.

Yeah!

Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.

You asked for it... !

I started to make a post about how men don't care about that they just want to see the good stuff. But decided against it.

Ah shit.
Now I have to take a pic and set up a photobucket account or somethin.

You asked for it... !

She didn't; the others did ...

Noone wants to see mah awesome vertical c-section scar :'(

Or mah strech marks  :'( :'(

Dude this is asking for it. =P

39/f/ontario

There is nothing interesting about me.

I genuinely thought you were like 10 years younger. I dont know where I got that from.

I just wish I still had the bod. 3 kids will wreck you.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,2153.0.html

No amount of exercise will perk my tits back up to their original location, nor will it cure the stretch marks. I truly wish it could.

In my mind your tits are perfect. Not as perfect as Sasha's but nearly so. And stretch marks are fun to play with.

What do you do; stretch the stretch marks taut so they aren't stretch marks any more?

Surgically remove them ...
... or just use vitamin E, but who wants to do that?

Dayum ...
Genetics for her too, I'm thinking ...

Surgically remove them ...
... or just use vitamin E, but who wants to do that?

Oh I was actually asking zoomie, because he said he liked to "play" with stretch marks...

I pretend I'm Les Stroud and they are a topographic map and I'm lost in New Mexico...

I'm sorry to hear that ...
I have a spare GPS you can borrow ...