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Here's the difference.(Read 26990 times)
Re: Here's the difference. Reply #120 on: April 09, 2009, 09:19:36 AM
You know what would make her even hotter?

If all of her facial features were crammed even more closely into the center of her face.

I LOL'd.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #121 on: April 09, 2009, 10:58:44 AM
You know what would make her even hotter?

If all of her facial features were crammed even more closely into the center of her face.

look, we can't help it, okay? we have fat faces and big cheekbones and it's JUST WHAT WE LOOK LIKE OKAY!?

we don't like it any more than you do.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #122 on: April 09, 2009, 11:00:53 AM
I'd rather fuck Sarah than Amanda Bynes......even with a baby hanging off each tit.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #123 on: April 09, 2009, 11:04:04 AM
Off your tits or yours?
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #124 on: April 09, 2009, 11:04:43 AM
Doesn't matter.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #125 on: April 09, 2009, 11:07:07 AM
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #126 on: April 09, 2009, 11:08:07 AM
Doesn't matter.

you make me feel dirty.

like someone rubbed dirt on my heart.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #127 on: April 09, 2009, 11:09:11 AM
Is that good or bad?
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #128 on: April 09, 2009, 11:20:24 AM
Doesn't matter.

you make me feel dirty.

like someone rubbed dirt on my heart.

The good kind of dirty?



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #129 on: April 09, 2009, 11:37:14 AM
Yeah, that's the good kind.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #130 on: April 09, 2009, 01:10:17 PM
There isn't a bad kind. Dirty is good. Really dirty is better. Filthy is the best. Ashamed to go out in public after because you think people are looking at you and smelling you is plaid win.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #131 on: April 09, 2009, 01:13:09 PM
Ashamed to go out in public after because you think people are looking at you and smelling you is plaid win.

I always think that.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #132 on: April 09, 2009, 01:18:20 PM
Yes but people aren't looking at you and smelling you and thinking "This guy just finished anally fisting a Vietnamese hottie while throat fucking her as she explored his colon with a raw chicken leg. And her husband, parents and kids watched".

People are looking at you and smelling you and thinking "Meth is a hell of a drug".
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #133 on: April 09, 2009, 01:29:35 PM
True.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #134 on: April 09, 2009, 01:43:38 PM
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #135 on: April 09, 2009, 06:20:32 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #136 on: April 09, 2009, 09:07:42 PM
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #137 on: April 09, 2009, 09:14:30 PM



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #138 on: April 09, 2009, 11:52:34 PM
Yes but people aren't looking at you and smelling you and thinking "This guy just finished anally fisting a Vietnamese hottie while throat fucking her as she explored his colon with a raw chicken leg. And her husband, parents and kids watched".

People are looking at you and smelling you and thinking "Meth is a hell of a drug".

How YOU doin'?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #139 on: April 10, 2009, 05:30:56 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #140 on: April 10, 2009, 09:43:56 PM
Yes but people aren't looking at you and smelling you and thinking "This guy just finished anally fisting a Vietnamese hottie while throat fucking her as she explored his colon with a raw chicken leg. And her husband, parents and kids watched".

People are looking at you and smelling you and thinking "Meth is a hell of a drug".

How YOU doin'?

Fuck me, I'm drunk.  At least suck me off, you won't get HPV that way.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #141 on: April 10, 2009, 09:45:19 PM
See? Meth really does make you think anything is possible.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #142 on: April 11, 2009, 02:00:02 AM
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #143 on: April 11, 2009, 09:10:06 AM
The human race is soooooo doomed.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #144 on: April 11, 2009, 10:28:16 AM
its been doomed since Elvis showed up...



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #145 on: April 11, 2009, 10:41:42 AM
Elvis had HPV?
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #146 on: April 11, 2009, 10:46:27 AM
well, he did die on the shitter... so maybe.



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #147 on: April 11, 2009, 10:50:26 AM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #148 on: April 11, 2009, 12:16:59 PM
HPV will kill us all! Wooooo!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Here's the difference. Reply #149 on: April 11, 2009, 09:24:37 PM
It's the end of the world.
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