You know what to do, asshats ...

EDIT: Changed Title

Fuck you and goats ass too.

I'm  not quoting that ...

Why so hostile today; another geriatric/crackhead turn you down on the SSI line, man?

Dude; just pick up a cheap crack whore and grind it out already ...

Anyway, for the QB ...

I've always wanted a sail boat.

I want to sail around so I can feed ice cream to sharks in an attempt to cheer them up.  I know your thinking "Sharks only eat other fish, dumbass".   

Sure, if that's all they have..

Sharks are rather cranky.  Male sharks have a pair of intromittent organs called "claspers" (analogous to a mammalian penis).  That's why they're cranky. Two penises and no hands..

But I don't do happy endings, so they'll have to settle for the ice cream.

I'm going to clasper your ass one of these days.

I'm counting on it, actually ..

I knew you would be.

I've been waiting on it for over 15 years now, man ...

C'mon, baby ...
Cum and be my "ZZ Top"!