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« *Last Edit: August 21, 2013, 07:56:39 PM by bagman* »

I am a man of my word.

Many uses come to mind:

While she's swallowing my cock, I could still be fucking her with my cock.
I can single-handedly give her d-p.
If I felt inclined, and particularly gay that day, I could give myself anal.
She could give me anal with my cock. Would that be considered homoerotic? I mean it's all me.

Ps: The sharpie was my added touch, just for you

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #1 on: April 03, 2009, 12:48:55 AM

I like the way the sharpie is place way down past the base of the shaft.

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #2 on: April 03, 2009, 12:50:32 AM

what

wtf is this faggotry?

i am going to bed

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 01:15:07 AM

Wait. You bought a dick?

« *Last Edit: April 03, 2009, 01:33:46 AM by bagman* »

I cloned my cock.

So that is a nearly 100% accurate representation of my penis. The level of detail is phenomenal. I have a very small scar on the top, where I clipped off a piece of skin with my scissors when I wasn't paying close-enough attention to my pube-trimming, and that even shows up.

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 04:20:20 AM

OMFG LOL^100!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #6 on: April 03, 2009, 04:51:26 AM

I knew it was a bad idea to click this link, and yet I still did...

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 06:51:53 AM

TMI x pi x 1,000,000,000

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 06:52:12 AM

..............

......................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww I SAW HIS VEINS!

*jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie*

« *Last Edit: April 03, 2009, 06:54:03 AM by underclass* »

you screwed up by juxtaposing it against your hand there, boyo

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #10 on: April 03, 2009, 07:28:40 AM

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #11 on: April 03, 2009, 07:48:54 AM

Understatement of the year.

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #12 on: April 03, 2009, 08:15:20 AM

Hey Tricky, you know what this means you have to do now, right?

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #13 on: April 03, 2009, 08:26:55 AM

Quote

Does it make a mold of the inside of the vagina?

No, there are no products that can safely do that at this time. Even the professional vaginal masturbation sleeves for men are NOT molds of a woman's inside; they are only molded on the outside.

That sucks. I mean, the outside is pretty but the inside feels good...

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #14 on: April 03, 2009, 08:27:53 AM

it's a start.... let's hang around and see what happens

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #15 on: April 03, 2009, 08:28:50 AM

Right!

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #16 on: April 03, 2009, 02:41:44 PM

so weird! i haven't seen that many penises up close and personal, so it's always mind-blowing to see other ones. they're so unique to each person!
the one i see now is quite awesome, and for lack of a better way to explain it, what i would call a perfect penis.

how come yours is all curvy? and the helmet on yours is tipped so far back. what's up with that? i've never seen one that looks anything like that.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

BEST_THREAD_OF_THE_MONTH!

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #18 on: April 03, 2009, 04:51:25 PM

I feel like throwing up my lunch right now.

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #19 on: April 03, 2009, 04:55:34 PM

Quote from: katie on April 03, 2009, 02:41:44 PM

how come yours is all curvy? and the helmet on yours is tipped so far back. what's up with that? i've never seen one that looks anything like that.

He's part lizard.

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #20 on: April 03, 2009, 04:56:49 PM

Quote from: Libertine on April 03, 2009, 04:51:25 PM

I feel like throwing up my lunch right now.

Do you mean your mouth is watering because you want to suck baggy's cock so much?

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #21 on: April 03, 2009, 04:58:03 PM

Quote from: tricky on April 03, 2009, 04:56:49 PM

Quote from: Libertine on April 03, 2009, 04:51:25 PM
I feel like throwing up my lunch right now.

Do you mean your mouth is watering because you want to suck baggy's cock so much?

It's not watering it's already dripping wet from sucking down a monster load earlier from said cock.

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #22 on: April 03, 2009, 05:00:27 PM

I just jizzed my pants.

Pics?

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #23 on: April 03, 2009, 05:01:03 PM

Yes, we need to see his spew on your chin...

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #24 on: April 03, 2009, 05:26:12 PM

Quote from: katie on April 03, 2009, 02:41:44 PM

how come yours is all curvy?

Reverse G-Spot stim.
What, is your perfect cock devoid of curve?

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #25 on: April 03, 2009, 05:46:47 PM

How sad for you.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

His is inverted ...

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #27 on: April 03, 2009, 07:22:45 PM

Quote from: Doormouse on April 03, 2009, 05:26:12 PM

Reverse G-Spot stim.

I imagine he pleases them in doggy position.

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #28 on: April 03, 2009, 07:24:08 PM

Guess again, he can't do doggy. Or at least needed detailed instruction. With pictures. And pie charts.

Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #29 on: April 03, 2009, 07:43:05 PM

What is up with that white thing coming out of the bottom? It looks like a plastic bottle cap. Can you fill your cock with Gatorade and use it at the gym like a waterbottle?

Will you send it to me?