Ex: so when we gonna hook up and have mad crazy sex?Me: Hahaha, was that an invitation?Ex: hell yeahMe: It's not gonna lead to a relationship that ends in a suicide attempt again, is it?Ex: i sure hope not
Quote from: Mosh on April 22, 2009, 05:04:37 AMNo, you dont understand....Buy the fucking ticket already.
No, you dont understand....Buy the fucking ticket already.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.
Quote from: underclass on April 28, 2009, 03:04:08 AMOh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.I'm sooooo jealous!
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
someone send me some used panties and I'll post the whole email in all it's awesomeness.
No, I'm not jealous of getting fucked in Austin, I'm jealous that I wasn't the one getting fucked by bagman and his awesome cock.Ok, this is kind of starting to gross even me out now.
Believe me on this; us older guys, no matter what you think, are clearly the users in those situations{/i] ...
Man, fuck you, hindsight.
There's this really hot chick who gives a total mean blowjob with her tongue in your ass. All you have to do is post in the Boston CL that you give massages...No seriously, welcome to the wonderful world of incurable disease. As a MINIMUM you're gonna get Swine Flu but only cuz you live in Tejas...
OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.