since you are having trouble getting some sex i posted an ad for you on maines craigslist in the men seeking men section. since you do not care about your personal information being on the internet i created a new gmail account dylan.j.xxxxxx@gmail.com to help you in your cock quest

http://maine.craigslist.org/cas/1114743787.html

Asshole.

I'll kindly request you delete that.

The craigslist opitions for australian cities is sparse.

but you wont get any replies if i delete the posting

if you had posted your unit number you would be hosting a leatherman party right now

but since you asked kindly i wont use that email address for any replies

Didn't you learn anything from tricky's experience with her friend's info?
People are fucks to each other online.
Not because they bear the victim any malice but mainly because they can make the victim the victim.
It's like how a cat kills mice not because he's hungry but because he's bored.
That's the internet.

nobody has been victimized yet only taunted

This posting has been flagged for removal

(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)

Wow. I must be a bad person because I laughed my ass off over this. I had to stifle it since I'm at work.

However, with that being said, this is a fucked up thing to do. Someone flag the CL post if it hasn't already been done.

Edit: Ok I see that it's been deleted. Good.

Edit 2: I feel kind of bad for laughing.

nobody has been victimized yet only taunted

Oh yeah and some people do it to feel the rush of power instead of just boredom. These guys might not even kill the mouse they just want the mouse and others to know they could have killed it.

EDIT: I'm not judging. I'm just surprised Drugmoth hasn't learned this yet.

drugmoth talked tough shit about how he didnt care about his information being on here deleting the cl post was lame it had no information on it that in any way pointed to drugmoth

the real danger was the gmail address and what would happen to someones reuptation in a podunk town replying to gay ads with his full name in his email address doing so on his behalf would be really fucked tho i wouldnt go that far i was going to post the replies here in this thread in case there was anything he liked

Punctuation. Do you use it, motherfucker?

no is for sissies

By the way, who the fuck are you?

someone that knows us well enough not to illicit an immune response until it was too late.

The whole no punctuation thing AGAIN???

wozzeks sex ad in dylans home town is getting some replies

it must be nice to be gay huh dylan

i will give you the gmail account in a few days after there are some more replies there to tempt you dont worry about thanking me

I have a memory of dixon from a-s or very early l-g. The name isn't new. (?)

Nice.

The craigslist opitions for australian cities is sparse.

We have SexPaper.

i reposted dylans ad http://maine.craigslist.org/cas/1114883783.html

he got five replies so far

I'd say you'd have to get dirty all over again!

know a few   ways to get u  dirty...........

Hey man, bi / curious here man.  I'm 34 here, 6'1", 190, good shape, good looks, normal guy, closeted and like to explore more in the right situation.  safe and sane here.  Hit me back man if this sounds interesting.

Whats up buddy? My name is cole, I saw your post. I hope we get to meet, I just turned 23 last month., and i'm a doctor. i've been around for 2 months. Had to move for my new job. i can host half of the week, d/d free, love it in the ass. Reply back.

You sould start by taking that coarsely textured cloth and pplishing wy willingly spread ass chheks unti you deem it scrubbed enough to massage it with your tongue...in preparation for placement of that regenerative organ...

Hey man, bi / curious here man.  I'm 34 here, 6'1", 190, good shape, good looks, normal guy, closeted and like to explore more in the right situation.  safe and sane here.  Hit me back man if this sounds interesting.

This echoes in my head with a heavy Mainer accent.

Hey man, bicurious HEAAH, Thirty-FOAH HEAAH, 6'1", One-NINE-AYYY, good shape, good looks, NAW-MUHL guy, CLAW-seted and like to ex-PLAWUH MAWWWW in the right situation.  safe and sane HEAHHH.  Hit me back man if this sounds interesting.

just got another one

You turn around and see me standing just outside the shower.  I'm slowly undressing and my manhood is already rock hard and at attention.  I pull my shirt over my head to expose my muscled pecs and you slide the shower door open, welcoming me in.  I step into the shower and bring my mouth to your mouth.... slowly sliding my tongue into your mouth.  Our tongues play hard.
 
What happens next?

man the homos like wozzeks writing a lot

" i can host half of the week, d/d free, love it in the ass. Reply back. "


I'm not down with the lingo.. what's d/d free ?

im assuming something to do with not having stds ?

hmm, std and drug free ?

It means drug and disease free. Not danzig's kind of guy.

Awww, you left out the best part!

As much as I probably deserve this for using my own naked ass for shock-comedy purposes, I demand you respond to each and every one of them with the "Bayeux Tapestry Ending".

Thusly: "What I do is, I slam my face with eyes wide open against a blank spot on the shower wall. Letting my left hand catch the resulting blood flow, I use my right index finger to add another figure to my on going recreation of the Bayeux Tapestry. One day I shall reveal to Christie what real art is, and take his fraudulent empire right out of his soft and complacent hands."

Then post the counter-responses.

i cant reply with the gmail address since it might get dylan lynched

here is a new reply

At this point I would hope that you would put on a pair of jean with nothing else and a tight tee shirt.  Proceed to pick up your car keys and visit me (a 27yr, 5'9", 145#, tight ass, 6"cut piereced cocked boy) in Augusta.  We would work of getting you all sticky and cummy.  After that hot play a nice rinse lather repeat in the shower would be fun.

Let me know

... of your ruby-red shoes?

You know it, girlfriend.

heres the latest

That some grand Awen brother!

Awen is a Welsh word for "(poetic) inspiration

My wife and I live in Waterville. we have been married ten years and are breaking out the traditional life. we have gained enough trust to express our true sexuality..

I'm Bi looking for not just sex but but a male bond.
not some mushy luvy duvy scene  more like I love you man your a stud lets have hang out!  wanna cum ! make love to me or my wife or both its all cool. you know what mean. or just one on one.
I'm 37 young looks good genes in good shape not big muscle but not soft. 7.5 cock not fat not thin  JUST RIGHT once a model.
6'  tall 190 athletic

My wife is  amazing if your interested in her or both of us.  nice DD boobies again not fat by no means but not barbie thin.

to sum it up we or I want some one with good looks safe and clean and sane for a long term bond sexually and a little bit emotionally. my yahoo IM is XXXXXXXsafefun_69 if you want to chat and send pics.
Its Friday lets meet hang out at local club or meet somewhere discreet it's your choice

be cool, play safe, be safe, many blessing.
hope to her from you
Jonesy

EDIT: Removed Yahoo name
-Thrash