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Friends with benefits no more(Read 31986 times)
Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #120 on: March 08, 2009, 11:52:18 PM
I am heading to Houston this week for work, and am going to stay away from the ole masturbating during that time. We're gonna get together on Friday and I AM going to nut inside her. Each time it feels like I get closer and closer -- I think I am finally starting to get acclimated to using a desensitizing rubber.

My buddy had a good idea that he actually did when he had the same problem. Whenever he jacked off, he'd used a condom over his johnson, to essentially get the same sort of desensitized feeling and get his dick used to it.

I can't wait to splooge inside!!!



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #121 on: March 08, 2009, 11:54:39 PM
You sir, are quite the charmer.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #122 on: March 09, 2009, 12:10:44 AM
Romance is his middle name. Kyle "Romance" Bagman.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #123 on: March 09, 2009, 12:29:36 AM
Romancing The Lovestick...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #124 on: March 09, 2009, 12:37:58 AM
I'm sure when it does happen, she'll be happy about it. I don't want her all self-conscious that she can't finish me off, unless she blows or strokes me. Girls are tricky, little sensitive-creatures with fragile little feelings.

So yes, I certainly am the charmer. It'll give her an ego boost to boot. Cause guys are "supposed" to be easy to get off...
« Last Edit: March 09, 2009, 12:38:21 AM by bagman »



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #125 on: March 09, 2009, 01:36:08 AM
Wait wait wait.....I obviously haven't read everything.....so is she on birth control and the only way you can get off is with a BJ?  If that's the case, WTF is wrong with you?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #126 on: March 09, 2009, 02:04:08 AM
Actually, Kyle, I just thought about this ...
When I use a condom, I put a little extra lube IN THE TIP and it help it feel pretty natural ....
Nothing more than the part before you unroll it ...
... anything else and it might slip off or "shift"

Try that ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #127 on: March 09, 2009, 02:32:24 AM
Thanks that does sound like a great idea!

Danzig - she's not on any birth control right now. When I say "blow my load inside" I mean in the condom while my dick is inside her. If she gives me head she can finish me off, and even a simple morning stroke can take care of my wood. It's just while we're having sex, that I have yet to ejaculate.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #128 on: March 09, 2009, 02:34:33 AM
Try my idea; I've always found it effective ...
There's little lube in "lubed condoms" ...

Let me know how it works out ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #129 on: March 09, 2009, 02:44:56 AM
Thanks that does sound like a great idea!

Danzig - she's not on any birth control right now. When I say "blow my load inside" I mean in the condom while my dick is inside her. If she gives me head she can finish me off, and even a simple morning stroke can take care of my wood. It's just while we're having sex, that I have yet to ejaculate.

Ooohhhhh, yeah fuck condoms.  They suck.  Pretty much everytime I fucked a girl I would fuck her without a rubber and when I was getting close I would put a condom on and finish.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #130 on: March 09, 2009, 02:46:09 AM
... look where that got you though
(not pickin', just sayin')
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #131 on: March 09, 2009, 02:48:17 AM
... look where that got you though
(not pickin', just sayin')

Where did it get me?  Never knocked a chick up.  And if you're referring to HPV, a codom doesn't protect you from that.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #132 on: March 09, 2009, 03:00:01 AM
I thought you had the herp ...

Ok, I'll peel off the STD jokes about you ,,,,
... a little

heh ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #133 on: March 09, 2009, 03:41:08 AM
Thanks. And no herp for me.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2009, 03:42:22 AM by Drugmoth »
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #134 on: March 09, 2009, 09:38:37 AM
Bagman has back herpes?



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #135 on: March 09, 2009, 09:45:13 AM
I dont even want to imagine how that might have happened.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #136 on: March 13, 2009, 05:59:30 PM
Oh,  it can happen.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #137 on: March 13, 2009, 06:42:02 PM
An open door is an open invitation...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #138 on: March 13, 2009, 06:42:18 PM
I think I trust Sasha on this one ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #139 on: March 14, 2009, 10:55:23 PM
Asshole herpes? You learn new things every day.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2009, 11:04:47 PM by bagman »



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #140 on: March 15, 2009, 09:25:39 PM
Why not?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #141 on: April 09, 2009, 10:25:47 PM
Is this bagman's girl?

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Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #142 on: April 12, 2009, 11:00:27 PM
Crib notes, nice.