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We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application (Read 11014 times)
We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application on: April 11, 2009, 10:21:10 PM
I just got rejected applying for a credit card

I was applying to convert my existing card to one that gets air miles. The only change would have been a small fee increase. what the hell
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 10:26:34 PM
Quote from: underclass on April 11, 2009, 10:21:10 PM
Today, I just got rejected applying for a credit card. I was applying to convert my existing card to one that gets air miles. The only change would have been a small fee increase. What the hell.  FML

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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 10:26:59 PM
At home or in Japan?
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 10:37:55 PM
here

Citi proving itself to be more fucked up than everyone had thought. I should be worried about this, I bought Citi shares two weeks ago
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 10:50:11 PM
Credit is tighter than fresh inmate asshole these days.  It doesn't surprise me that they are even denying current customers.
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #5 on: April 12, 2009, 05:28:59 AM
As a matter of fact, many are lowering limits and increasing rates.

And if you don't like it, you can fuck right off.
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #6 on: April 12, 2009, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 11, 2009, 10:37:55 PM
I should be worried about this, I bought Citi shares two weeks ago

I'd argue against being worried?
You decrease the available credit to also decrease the risk.
Have you considered that your credit score might not be very good, due to having a bunch of mortgages for houses and such?
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #7 on: April 12, 2009, 11:28:33 AM
I'm thinking Citi is conserving cash... but I'm also thinking Citi in Japan isnt talking to Nicks bank in NZ about his credit rating.

And his credit score would only be questionable if he'd been late with payments or defaulted. I'm guessing Nicks bank in NZ would have picked that up, considering I work for the parent and having a fairly solid understanding of the processes.

I'd be keeping an eye on that investment, conserving cash is a sign of trouble.
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #8 on: April 12, 2009, 07:39:22 PM
it doubled immediately so I told him (Father) to sell and see what the earnings report brings since they're owned in his name. Bet he doesn't do it on time
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #9 on: April 12, 2009, 10:13:00 PM
Quote from: Mosh on April 12, 2009, 11:28:33 AM
I'm thinking Citi is conserving cash... but I'm also thinking Citi in Japan isnt talking to Nicks bank in NZ about his credit rating.

I'm just saying...  over a year ago, we started changing our credit rules.  it wasn't about keeping cash on-hand for us, it was just about reducing our portfolio's risk.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #10 on: April 12, 2009, 10:28:23 PM
I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #11 on: April 12, 2009, 11:05:10 PM
You dont own credit cards... they own you.
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #12 on: April 13, 2009, 01:34:51 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 10:28:23 PM
I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Yeah, I've done this too.

My advice: Get a fucking credit card and just use it for little, routine shit. Paying a few bills, subscriptions, whatever.

Having no credit record can bite you in the ass.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 02:45:30 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 10:28:23 PM
I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

She only takes them ...
... or are you a PayPal girl for services rendered?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 02:48:15 AM
Where would the swiping take place?
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #15 on: April 13, 2009, 02:49:42 AM
Well, if she has PayPal, it's not really an issue; is it?

But I follow your joke, bro ...
Glenn Quagmire covered it in season 4 ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #16 on: April 13, 2009, 03:55:45 PM
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #17 on: April 13, 2009, 06:09:38 PM
That double (possibly triple) chin is totally hawt. A++
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #18 on: April 13, 2009, 06:14:02 PM
Is that how she paid for rehab?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #19 on: April 13, 2009, 09:12:25 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:55:45 PM


At first I was like "woah, that looks like my arm".
But it's not.  Whew.
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #20 on: April 13, 2009, 09:14:32 PM
It looks very much like your arm. Ten years ago when you wore a 34 waist...
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #21 on: April 13, 2009, 09:15:27 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:14:32 PM
It looks very much like your arm. Ten years ago when you wore a 34 waist...

Beer belly != fat arms
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #22 on: April 14, 2009, 08:10:42 AM
My arms arent fat at all.

Your analogy: FAIL!
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #23 on: April 14, 2009, 08:13:42 AM
That's definitely my arm circa 2006
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #24 on: April 14, 2009, 08:23:40 AM
Quote from: Mosh on April 14, 2009, 08:10:42 AM
My arms arent fat at all.

That's a not-equals sign.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #25 on: April 14, 2009, 08:25:02 AM
ahhh

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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #26 on: April 14, 2009, 08:27:00 AM
it's even funnier because Mosh works in IT
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #27 on: April 14, 2009, 08:29:25 AM
yeah, but I dont program...
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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #28 on: October 24, 2009, 11:07:31 AM
Citi is now advertising (TV) here...buying up consumer debt:  12 month honeymoon for transfer @ 1.9%

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Re: We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application Reply #29 on: October 24, 2009, 02:32:51 PM
Quote from: Mosh on April 14, 2009, 08:29:25 AM
yeah, but I dont program...

I don't program any longer either though I did once write several thousand lines of code for a trunk telephone switching network which is still in use. But I just got this in an email

"... to let you know that SAIC will be sending a letter of commendation for extraordinary engineering expertise that significantly contributes toward the success of the Patriot RTOS system, and that your engineering and circuit design services are exceptional."

The shit works perfectly but the stupid fucks now want a full redesign? It's a fucking control console I mean how many fucking ways can they want it done?

here btw
 
Here is a view of the functional system (sans advertising) that I already built for them.



I designed everything you see here including the special function keyboard with joystick.
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