* FAH-Q feels the need to remind anyone who goes "so? smoking a joint by yourself without it going out even once is no big deal, pussy" that when he says a fat one, he means it.

Haha, ur stoned.  I'm under the influence of alcohol and DXM.  I have nothing to say.

Well I'm about 13 beers in too, but over the course of about 4 hours (since I've been at work). So I'm not dead sober but I'm not exactly tipsy either. Stoned, though? Yes.

I'm fucked out of my head.  I'll totally dexdial someone.

I'm wearing the most ridiculous outfit right now. Black necklace with super huge beads on it, black and red striped zip up sweatershirt, black bra, red and purple tutu, black fishnet thigh highs, black and navy pantent leather high heels, navy granny pantys. and one side of my hair looks like a birds nest. why? the question is, why not?

I'd give you some random person's cell # here but it'd cost you an arm and a leg for a glorified prank call.

navy granny pantys

There's your "why?".

Sounds normal for the catwalk.

I'd give you some random person's cell # here but it'd cost you an arm and a leg for a glorified prank call.

Oh, give me some hot chick's number from Antigua!  Maybe one you don't like.  One that speaks English.

Current thought: I am So fucked up and have to go the fuck to bed so I can get up in the am. This fucking sucks balls!

Current thought: I am So fucked up and have to go the fuck to bed so I can get up in the am. This fucking sucks balls!

Fuck me on the way.

Nah.

Anyway, I'm another two fatties and another nine beers in... actually my tenth beer I just left in the freezer slightly too long. It partially froze, I wasn't watching, it spilled some icefroth on the table, and I just mopped it up. And chugged it. The rest of it. From the can, not the paper towel. Sickos.

Numbers four and eleven coming up.

last night I drank sake while video conferencing with Ian. But there were no drugs

I'm sober.

Current thought:  Do any of the guys use their piss stream as a power-washer when you've had the day-after-drinking shits that stick to the toilet and you don't feel like using the scrub brush?

I do that any time some shit sticks to the toilet.  I think it's the right way to do things.

last night I drank sake while video conferencing with Ian.

dang!

last night I drank sake while video conferencing with Ian. But there were no drugs

Was there furious masturbation?

it's really green of you guys.

Hahaha......furious.

my pants are starting to fit me properly but i still have arms like a powerlifter.

I'm sure it was tender.

I'm stuck at my gramps' house waiting on the hotwater heater repair man.  All I want to be doing is working outside enjoying the day.

So stop power lifting?

Current thought: it's been fairly rainy in spurts for about a week now and today it's been pissing down all day. This is good. The island really needs it, it's been dry as fuck for months now.

So stop power lifting?

i think they're a genetic mutation.

So stop power lifting?

i think they're a genetic mutation.

Lucky. All I get is aches in my legs... And when I'm older I'll be blessed with a throat problem and arthritis! yay.

when i was working out with my brother at our gym where we worked he's get so pissed with how fast i'd put on muscle as compared to him. drive him crazy.

You were doing the same workout as your brother?

i hope nick gets back with dinner soon.

mmm, thai.

Man, I'm jealous. What all did you order?