One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Current thought: it's been fairly rainy in spurts this year. This is good. The island really needs it, it's been dry as fuck forever.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
My dinner last night... ftw
i'm thinking flame warriors is pure genius and i recognize many of them.