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Current Thoughts(Read 768181 times)
Re: Current Thoughts Reply #780 on: May 17, 2009, 01:32:31 AM
Cant find the pudding so it's  breyers ice cream instead omg im fucking blazed



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #781 on: May 17, 2009, 01:50:29 AM
last night I drank sake while video conferencing with Ian. But there were no drugs :(

Was there furious masturbation?

No, just mildly irritated masturbation.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #782 on: May 17, 2009, 04:11:40 AM
I got hypnotized tonight! It was really neat!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #783 on: May 17, 2009, 04:14:26 AM
Eh. That's kind of boring.

I had the video on on my end but Ian didn't! Should I be worried??!?!!!

The camera was on your end? kinky
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #784 on: May 17, 2009, 08:06:52 AM
Did you have to perform unspeakable acts on the hypnotist?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #785 on: May 17, 2009, 09:50:46 AM
nope. he helped me with my confidence!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #786 on: May 17, 2009, 09:53:51 AM
what does something like that cost? i want to send my friend who you remind me of.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #787 on: May 17, 2009, 10:25:51 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #788 on: May 17, 2009, 11:58:41 AM
Dead Kennedys - Winnebago Warrior

Current thought: wagon wheels topped with ham and cheese are awesome.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #789 on: May 17, 2009, 12:28:47 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #790 on: May 17, 2009, 01:17:37 PM
what does something like that cost? i want to send my friend who you remind me of.

I got a free session but I'll PM the link to you of the hypnotist if you want to contact him with questions.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #791 on: May 17, 2009, 01:45:55 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #792 on: May 17, 2009, 04:25:11 PM
The afternoon breeze feels awesome on a freshly shorn scalp. It's breathtaking!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #793 on: May 17, 2009, 04:41:09 PM
That's too much for me to do when I'm fucked up. I'd prob forget what I was doing and burn my house down.


I'm sober now.  :'(



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #794 on: May 17, 2009, 05:30:52 PM
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #795 on: May 17, 2009, 07:44:22 PM
I'm sober as a fox.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #796 on: May 17, 2009, 10:00:22 PM
nope. he helped me with my confidence!
That explains all of the exclamation points!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #797 on: May 17, 2009, 10:30:55 PM
sorry if i'm excited and feel the need to express that through the use of exclamation points.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #798 on: May 17, 2009, 10:33:45 PM
sorry if i'm excited and feel the need to express that through the use of exclamation points.
don't apologize for enthusiasm!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #799 on: May 17, 2009, 10:35:13 PM
I love enthusiasm.  Really.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #800 on: May 17, 2009, 10:53:27 PM
Well, eitje's now ruined any happiness I have. Thanks a lot, shithead. *pops another Wellbutrin*
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #801 on: May 17, 2009, 10:56:13 PM
That's some good shit!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #802 on: May 17, 2009, 10:59:15 PM
It is! I took them for a year. Stopped taking them about 9 months ago, but afraid eitje has made me go back to them.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #803 on: May 18, 2009, 12:44:37 AM
I love Wikipedia.

"Once Egypt did succumb to foreign rule, however, it proved unable to escape from it, and for 2,400 years, Egypt was governed by a series of foreign powers: the Persians, Macedonians, Romans, Byzantines, Rashidun, Umayyads, Abbasids, Ottomans, French, and British. At certain periods during these 2,400 years, Egypt was independently governed under the Ptolemies, Ikhshidids, Fatimids, Ayyubids, Mamluks and Muhammad Ali."
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #804 on: May 18, 2009, 01:14:41 AM
hehehe
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #805 on: May 18, 2009, 01:33:43 AM
I just got back from work now I have to get my ass right in bed so I can get up at 6am to go back. FUCK I hate this!!! I'll never get laid again at this rate!!!  >:(



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #806 on: May 18, 2009, 02:02:50 AM
bored at work. rubbing one out to pass the day is an option right now
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #807 on: May 18, 2009, 02:16:10 AM
Nick is driving me mad with thoughts of him stroking his uncut fuckstick..

You know I'm on and your doing this on purpose, aren't you??



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #808 on: May 18, 2009, 02:19:26 AM
I think the magnitude of your horniness JUST hit me.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #809 on: May 18, 2009, 02:29:26 AM
Nick is driving me mad with thoughts of him stroking his uncut fuckstick..

You know I'm on and your doing this on purpose, aren't you??

And a very plush Italian bathroom I would be defiling, too.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.