Get a job modeling shit for a hedge fund in your afternoons. Bye bye debt

Get a job modeling mens underwear for Gucci in your afternoons. Bye by debt, bye bye dignity. Hello burgeoning interest in homosexuality?

Hello burgeoning interest in homosexuality?

It's not gay if you don't look at your own pics

There are a lot of male fashion execs.
You don't get to pose for Gucci without sucking a few dicks along the way.

i am going to play some fucking dr. mario.

Wanna play with me?

Wanna play with me?

HIS PUPILS ARE FUCKING BLOWN, MAN.

Heh

I just stubbed my toe. Really, REALLY hard. Arg.

i'm moving, bitches.

where bitches?

She's movin' to the slums.

CT-  I didn't call in sick last night, I just emailed my boss and yet I didn't get fired.  My boss also collects Wizard of Oz shit and I drew moustaches on all of the Dorothy's in the office.  All he did was tell everyone I was "evil" and he wrote a question mark on the schedule on the day that I called in and said that he was going to take one of my comp days away.  Pussy.

Quit. Become self-employed. Life is good when you're not slavin' for the man...

 I have recently come to the conclusion that it is better to be self-employed at 30,000 a year than it would be to be someone's underling at several times that. This is probably why I enjoyed the freelance work I used to do so much, even though I didn't give a damn about the industry.

I'm only scheduled to work 7 more days until I quit on Friday the 30th.  He said that I have to bring in a doctor's note to prove I was sick and I am going to hand him my "doctor's note" on that Friday that says, "I am giving you 24 hours notice that I am resigning."  I need that last paycheck, that is the only reason why I am staying to work those days.

  Replace all his Wizard of Oz dolls figurines with little dildos dressed as the Scarecrow, Dorothy, The Cowardly Lion, etc. You know, a little barbie dress for dorothy on a pink one, paint one green to be the wicked witch, that kind of thing.


  Or just scream at him, "And don't think I'm going to accept any more of your little late-night phone calls now that I don't work for you, you scat-eating freak!" on the way out the door. Whatever.

I hear you on the self-employed front. My wife got that going in a big way


Sasha - just tell them you're going on personal leave for a week. If they want to fire you they can, but if they don't you'll be happy to go back and work with them some more. Then when they say they'll have to let you go you can hand over your resignation.

I don't have enough days built up to take 7 days of personal time.  I am just going to call in sick my last few days and hand in my resignation on the 30th, or maybe I will do it the 28th since I have the 29th and 30th off.  America doesn't do "personal time."

America Texas doesn't do "personal time."

or a 5 day week it seems

current thought is that im drunk. this might belong in the other forum though.

I have a forum just for you!

CT-  My chest has broken out in tiny red bumps.  It's cancer isn't it?  I'm just going to assume it's cancer.

Naaa, it's just all the mental energy that has been directed at that target recently.

Buy a new razor.

I'm a passable tranny therefore I do not have to shave my chest.

The second line is...

Kyle rubbed himself on your chest ?

CT: Sleep is for pussies.

CT: My cars out of the shop today. So it's either Austin this weekend or a new tattoo... Lifes hard.

Ct: my grandfathe is supposed to get here today, he is staying for two weeks.

...and it's Diwali on saturday!!

...and it's Diwali on saturday!!

This http://www.hindu.com/2003/10/16/stories/2003101605210400.htm is unfortunate...