What did you do?!  If I were a betting wo-man I'd bet it was getting in trouble for staying up past your bed time.  Since I am not a betting wo-man, however, I am going to say that they caught you with your panties around your ankles getting plowed by the cable guy.

What happened?
I was going to ask if you'd let a Turkish gypsy stay over.Who promptly emptied the house of all its valuables.

But I decided not to.

Get caught sneaking out of town to see your boyfriend?

You take the good, you take the bad
You take em both and there you have
The facts of life, the facts of life

Shut up, Tootie.

What did you do?!  If I were a betting wo-man I'd bet it was getting in trouble for staying up past your bed time.  Since I am not a betting wo-man, however, I am going to say that they caught you with your panties around your ankles getting plowed by the cable guy.

close but no, it was the plumber.

As it should have been...

Her pipes needed a seeing to, right?

"celebutards"

Am I too fat to be a celebutard? Being a celebutard sounds like a fabulous change of direction for me.

ct: Remand.

ct1: I want a drink.

ct2: I dont drink.

"celebutards"

Am I too fat to be a celebutard? Being a celebutard sounds like a fabulous change of direction for me.

you need to be more famous, set a shop on fire

Then blame the Jews.

CT: I had to reformat my hard drive after a nasty crash last night. Back to working but I lost all of my editing programs and the boot discs for them are who knows where... I wait to get my act together for Vegas and Audition. I should have them back by tomorrow. Hooray!

I would like to see boobs tomorrow. Just saying.

male or female boobs?

It's important to differentiate, or Danzig will assume you want to see moobs and will want to suck your dick...

He will want to swallow my meatgun just the same, moobs or boobs. But female boobs would be appreciated.

CT- played the dreidel game with a bunch of jews tonight. It was so much fun!

CT - pigs

One kindly let me out in traffic today.When no-one else would.( By that I mean let my car pull out, not released me from the criminally insane unit of a maximum security place).

Another one failed to catch me speeding with a radar gun( I was tipped off by a woman driver).Another one tried to breathalyse my hair cutter twice.
There is clearly a message here, perhaps I should ask an Autistic speed taker what it is?

ct: it snowed today!

male or female boobs?

moobs and boobs arent the same.

That's why the conjunction "or" was used. Someone post up schoolhouse rock's "Conjunction Junction" and let the English learn some English.

ct: it snowed today!

male or female boobs?

moobs and boobs arent the same.

In Herts? Wasnt even that cold where I was.

CT: I had to reformat my hard drive after a nasty crash last night. Back to working but I lost all of my editing programs and the boot discs for them are who knows where... I wait to get my act together for Vegas and Audition. I should have them back by tomorrow. Hooray!

I would like to see boobs tomorrow. Just saying.

CT: Fucking jews.

CT- played the dreidel game with a bunch of jews tonight. It was so much fun!

The dreidel game doesn't involve sucking dick, you got tricked. I think however, that you didn't "really" get tricked, you just pretended to.

Good show!

CT: Fucking jews!

CT: Fucking anti-semites...

Ress, where were you? It snowed again today btw.
On and off. We are predicted 20cm of snow but i am hoping it does not settle.
the year 12 panto is tomorrow and I've been dying to see it all week.
if school gets canceled we will not be even able to redo it later because in Jan most people have exams.

That's why the conjunction "or" was used. Someone post up schoolhouse rock's "Conjunction Junction" and let the English learn some English.

ha, yeah i'm aware of that thanks.
I'm saying theres no reason for him to think of moobs... well, not from what daddy said anyway.

DAYUM!!!

Is she single?

CT- played the dreidel game with a bunch of jews tonight. It was so much fun!

The dreidel game doesn't involve sucking dick, you got tricked. I think however, that you didn't "really" get tricked, you just pretended to.

Good show!

lolzers

ct: my parents are going to kill me.
it was nice knowing you all.

having made the acquaintance of several sheltered indian folk over the last few years, I can tell you that this is probably something as harmful as "one of my friends was seen with a cigarette, I was 5 miles away from the scene"

I hope that Sakhi's sheltered indian upbringing leads her into a life of hard drugs and plenty of rock hard boners.  Anything else would be unfair.

having played cricket with dozens of the "pride and joy of the family" type sons over the last few years, I have one piece of advice and that is to run like hell when you reach marriageable age