One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Female nudity makes me smile.
I like golden creamy showers, not shit porn. Get it right.
SO Danzig likes shit porn, tell is something new.In other news I got some time of work in April, Ian and I are gonna get druuuuuuunk.