Nothing wrong with the roof.  I'm collecting the water... it aint free ya know.

Ah. Gotcha. You need a cistern.

2 10k tanks, both full.

Yes, I am quite the pedant when it comes to free water.

CT: Getting a buldged disc and a nasty stomach flu in one weekend is not my idea fun. But I got my transplant referral. Hooray for the weekend.

2 10k tanks, both full.

Yes, I am quite the pedant when it comes to free water.

You live in the wettest state in the country.

Wanna share some of that, or do I have to get all Mad Max on you?

Homeless Joe, Water Baron.

"I done skinned out them kangaroos Mista Brian, jus' like you tol' me... I sho' would like a glass a water, I'm pow'ful thirsty..."

http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR023.loop.shtml

Yeah... You guys got hit rather hard.

and wettest state ?  ok, i'll give you that, BUT where does that rain fall again ?

Didnt see anybody from Vic offering us water when our dams were lower than yours our now.  Ive spent the last 7 odd years on 140 litres a day limit (pb 115avg)... its my turn for a shower now... MY TURN.

(btw...what is happening with your water restrictions ?)

wait a min...

nobody mentioned march madness. 

its my turn for a shower now... MY TURN.

about time too...

Why the fuck ? everytime an Australian does not get a nom for an academdy award does the Au media use the word 'snubbed'... fuckwits.

Paul Hogan didn't get nominated again this year?

We really could use some rain.

Why the fuck ? everytime an Australian does not get a nom for an academdy award does the Au media use the word 'snubbed'... fuckwits.

You take notice of that stuff?

Didnt see anybody from Vic offering us water when our dams were lower than yours our now. 
(btw...what is happening with your water restrictions ?)

We were busy building a pipeline to steal water from someone else. And, not much, they're being dropped from level 3a to 3... but that still means I'm only allowed enough water to wash my balls.

Like you need that much water for those things you call balls, anyway.

ok, ok, I use some to soften the chads on my anus some... just enough to chip em away.

I was pissed when they snubbed Yahoo Serious ...

that director who won the award is a fox

CT: I think it is a 70/30 proposition that my radio partner and I get fired this week. And I wasn't even in this past week!

CT-  I think I may be getting in trouble at school.  I am missing too many classes.  Why must I go through burn out?  Also, I think I may need to get a job.

I'm super excited, I just landed my first ever website consulting gig.

CT:

Empty-headed fucka...

CT: All The Young Girls Love Alice

Four'n'Twenty

Georgie Porgie.

CT: Fuck bands that try to do 70s retro.  It was already done better...in the 70s.

current thoughts:

1. i make a lot of money at my new job.
2. tonight a guy at my bar told me he loved my long neck and wanted to "bite it like vampire". it was said in his thick lebanese accent which made it much better than if a regular old creep said it.
3. it's almost 3am and i'm still totally wired. must sleep before work again in 12 hours for a whopping 12-hour shift on the bar.
4. i may be getting too old for this.
5. i hate the kardashians.

CT:

CT: Fuck bands that try to do 70s retro.  It was already done better...in the 70s.

Dude it's like you're in my medula oblongata...