"Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible X... next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since."
"That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked."
"Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy!"
"Huh?"
"It's a fucking sausagefest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle."
"No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night..."
"Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. FURBURGERS. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers... laaaapdaaance!"
"There's a gas station. I'm gonna see if I can get some directions."
"You don't need dir- GAH! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood!"
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