Obviously I'm totally full of shit and you just don't know how to have any fun. 

Go steal a sheep and cheer yourself the fuck up.

Yeah it's not really a troll when it's that clearly fake.

then we shall call it a midget.

krapsna tried to midget me !

dwarf tossing is a fine sport

dwarf tossing is a fine sport

Did you like it from the first touch  ?

~chuckle.

alright, sheeyit. i'm figuring this out, does this work?



fuck, wrong picture. HANG ON, I'M DRINKIN'



anyhoo, should be the right one now. compare to my avatar. awesome.

It's the chin that throws me ...
I'd prolly still spackle it though ...
I kinda dig the "almost Kate Hudson" thing ...

I'm guessing "yes" to anal here ...
^5

PS: I just compared the avatar to the other pics ...
In your avatar you look like you're about 58-65ish ...



EDIT: Combined posts ...

^5

but no to atm!!

^5

Sure thing. I'll add tricky to the list of "people that don't live anywhere near me, but are down to fuck". I should go on tour.

NYC is pretty awesome!

I like it when people make their pictures really small like that. So when I see them in person, I'm all, oh you look really good just like you did in that tiny 1" x  1" picture! yay! love and bunnies. and rainbows and hugs!

Shut up prickly fruit.

Look's like someone needs a hug, My. Grumpypants!

you're just being mean for the sake of being mean tru. That wasn't even close. If you can't be creative, give it up. You;d totally show her your cock over by the ginger and turnips and other root produce...

I mean, Lucas is trying, but it's not his fault he's a big fat computer geek from Texas who led an excessively sheltered life and now comes home to just his dog every night and often goes to the movies ALONE..

I'm an unemployed acloholic so I have an excuse for being a loser. But at least I wasn't stuck on help desk for years. At least I don't flash women in the supermarket.

you're just being mean for the sake of being mean tru. That wasn't even close. If you can't be creative, give it up. You;d totally show her your cock over by the ginger and turnips and other root produce...

I mean, Lucas is trying, but it's not his fault he's a big fat computer geek from Texas who led an excessively sheltered life and now comes home to just his dog every night and often goes to the movies ALONE..

I'm an unemployed acloholic so I have an excuse for being a loser. But at least I wasn't stuck on help desk for years. At least I don't flash women in the supermarket.

Can I take you out for an ice cream cone, Mr. Sourpuss?

Tru is a good man and would never flash unsuspecting women!

And eitje does not fuck his dog! Wait, what?

Fck his dog? ok thats jsut wrong

It's the "opposite" thing with tricky this week, man ...
It takes a minute to get used to ...

OH YEaf he TOTALLY fuskcs his dog.

fucking hell zomie, it's OK if you bring your tribe here, but don't run around defending them. They'll either fit in or fuck off.

*seconded*

I almost yelled at you, until I looked at the thread I was in ...

That's a pretty impressively decorated/modified cardboard box in the background though, man ...

Hah your place is as barren as mine. Nice curtain rod.

late 80s chipboard classic.

you know how long i had to wait for final spot on a page to post that ? fucking forever.

Hah your place is as barren as mine. Nice curtain rod.

My title is clear.... anybody else wana comment on my place ?

How ironic ...

The only way is up.

I have to agree ...

i'll upload pics of the big screen and my comp with all the glowing LEDs in it.. oh oh and my cars.

might take awhile, filipino hookers are a bit tardy ( i need something inthe pics worth looking at.)

or

mortage first and last.

yet you own a warehouse? I don't get it.


Wait....


no, don't get it

what dont you get ?

that i dont have curtins ? i have curtins, or i should say, she had curtins i hated and suggested she take with her.