It always bothered me that they didn't go "The, beard, the" because "bart" actually means "beard" in German. Luckily for us here, "bitch" is the same in both languages.
So when's the new chick gonna post some nice underage hotness?
Testing Zoomie's theory about time moving slower when you consider all comers "prospects"...
...and kinda hoping to see something that makes me feel like a dirty old man...