It always bothered me that they didn't go "The, beard, the" because "bart" actually means "beard" in German. Luckily for us here, "bitch" is the same in both languages.

So when's the new chick gonna post some nice underage hotness?
Testing Zoomie's theory about time moving slower when you consider all comers "prospects"...

...and kinda hoping to see something that makes me feel like a dirty old man...

You don't and trust me, you won't.
EDIT: ...

Yeah Indian girls look 10 until they're 25, then they're hot until they're 40, then they look 70 until they die.

You have to hit that 15 year window just right.

It's true.  The thing about Indian guys as well is that they are hot until they get the buddha pot belly and lose a bowl sized amount of hair on the top of their head.

Do they smell like curry all the time?

Actually they smell nice.

Can I smell you, Sasha? If you send me a piece of your clothing you'll get a super duper gift.

Can I smell you, Sasha? If you send me a piece of your clothing you'll get a super duper gift.

You and this guy would probably get along well. http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=563.msg26982#new

Can I smell you, Sasha? If you send me a piece of your clothing you'll get a super duper gift.

Returned with a nice Jizz stain on it?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/972672/crank_dat_curry_sauce/

I need a copy of the up-dated roster.

Die bitch ! Die !

That's the second time you've said that to me in the past few days.

If I really liked you, it would of been about 6 times. ha.

ah, he loves me!

Mon Deux!

I've trying to get about into shape. I might of gone overboard.

I've trying to get about into shape. I might of gone overboard.

At least you colour co-ordinated.

Shit!

Is that a paper mache man?

Is that a paper mache man?

I don't know but changing the numbers at the end of the link really messes things up.

Is that a paper mache man?

I don't know but changing the numbers at the end of the link really messes things up.

Hydrocephalus FTW

I can no longer view this thread.

That is cool.

WTF?

Yay, it's Morgan!  Post a lot, Morgan.

Yay, it's Morgan!  Post a lot, Morgan.

Will do =]

are you guys brother and sister?

No ma'am.  I really hope my sister DOESN'T start posting here.

are you guys brother and sister?

I thought exactly the same.

More like dealer and user though

I've trying to get about into shape. I might of gone overboard.

Shit!

I hope not, because I bet this guy can't wipe his own ass.

no, but he could threaten bodily harm against anyone who refuses to do it for him.

Yeah but let's see him catch them if they run away!