I'm saying that meeting a person from MARYLAND is easier than going to JAPAN for someone in NEW JERSEY.

that would make too much sense. and besides MD and NJ are much less fun.

its always less fun on this side of the fence. 

You mean we can't have all 90 LG "members" show up?

That would be a fucking awesome meet up though!

good luck convincing customs that your triple pronged dildo is for recreational purposes only

OMG she would TOTALLY have a triple pronged dildo. 

You mean we can't have all 90 LG "members" show up? Or are you implying that Joygasm is a large woman?

Luke wants Japan all to himself so I doubt he even wanted you to come. =P

Oh ok, well me and Sasha will be having an awesome time wearing our gothic lolita outfits while you enjoy your little sausage party. And bagman will be coming with the sausage train, too.

JUST KIDDING DON'T LEAVE ME!!! i'll get lost....  :'(

Luke wants Japan all to himself so I doubt he even wanted you to come. =P

Yes, I had initially been very excited about it being just me.  Yes, I do feel like things are getting out of hand for what started as an Oceanic private party.

As for tricky coming with me, I liked the idea of having her along because at the least she and I would be able to say to one another "oh, this is not like it is in the United States!" and feel comforted.  With you there, I'll say "oh, this is not..." and you'll tell me to shut the fuck up, punch me in the face, and then hop on the back of some Japanese salaryman and ride him like a horse to the next attraction.   

The more people that come along, the more I see the opportunity for this to turn into a travelling circus.  And I usually like my vacations to not be insane.

I'll plow your asshole, Joy.

Awwww, thanks! *blushes* I'd plow yours, too, Dylan.

Luke wants Japan all to himself so I doubt he even wanted you to come. =P

Yes, I had initially been very excited about it being just me.  Yes, I do feel like things are getting out of hand for what started as an Oceanic private party.

As for tricky coming with me, I liked the idea of having her along because at the least she and I would be able to say to one another "oh, this is not like it is in the United States!" and feel comforted.  With you there, I'll say "oh, this is not..." and you'll tell me to shut the fuck up, punch me in the face, and then hop on the back of some Japanese salaryman and ride him like a horse to the next attraction.   

The more people that come along, the more I see the opportunity for this to turn into a travelling circus.  And I usually like my vacations to not be insane.

You clearly haven't hosted a lot of guests before.

9am - give out maps and agree meeting times. Disperse.

more or less

smile!

No!

that's really pretty. where is that?

In a place called Nikko in Japan. The tomb of the founder of the tokugawa shogunate is just up the hill, as is the original carving of the "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil" monkeys

I think she was talking about you Nick. You are very pretty.

You look like a guy I used to fuck.

Here's a pic of me sunbathing on the Jersey shore:

I think she was talking about you Nick. You are very pretty.

thankth

ROFL @ Tricky

Here's a pic of me sunbathing on the Jersey shore:

Nice cock!

Seriously. WTF is up with that thing? It needs its own thread. (the... "animal"... not the cock)

What is it anyway? A toasted bulldog?

It's called the Montauk Monster.

And here's the thread I just made about it!
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=619.msg29488#new

Sorry. It's a toasted Boxer dog. BFD.

I grew up in Montauk. That's not what we used to call the monster.. but we did hear Zoomie's response when it was shown..

what the fuck is that thing? the names supplied so far do nothing to cure the horror i now feel thinking something like that actually exists.

It's a decaying dog.

one for tricky: this is my dad and i, this past easter. he's hot, right? he probably does stuff you like, like lick his own cum. i'll set you up. my mom says he has a big penis.

Can I be your new mommy?