Yea I'm hungover.

Hmmmm introduce me  to your horsey friend there... I gotta carrot for her.

Tumescence my dear boy. Tumescence.

Natural or chemical ?

That chick sitting next to me makes a quarter of a million dollars a year writing, "_____ for Dummies" books, and she is 40.  She looks great to me.

I'm not disagreeing and I don't care what she makes. She's smokin, and has a beautiful smile.

How much she makes a year blows my mind. It makes me want her and myself to be gay so that we could get married.

That chick on the left if more fuckable than Sasha.

You're only saying that because I called you a hobgoblin.  Sorrrry Mr. Sensitive.

I actually read that after.  I will not lie, I'll totally hump you, but that chick is hotter than you.

Hmmmm ....
Before or after Sasha passed out?

Tig ol bitties.

Powers is my whiskey of choice many nights.

She makes a million per year? Shit, give her my number. I eat snatch every day if that's the pay off.

Quarter of a million.

Hell I'd eat snatch everyday for a pack of smokes, a diet coke and a thank you...

If I throw in five bucks will you suck dick?

I shan't dignify that with an answer...

that totally means yes

Bitch aren't you supposed to be sanding drywall or something?

Detroit is alseep and I'm waiting for him to get up so we can return a metric shit ton of stuff to ikea so we can get the two 18" and drawer inserts. Sanding tonight, old man.

OK then. I want to see pictures when I get back from Cape Henlopen on Sunday...

I shan't dignify that with an answer...

Let me rephrase then... If I throw in five bucks will you lick cock-pussy?

Exactly what the hell have I ever done to make any of you think I'm a Sodomite?

OK a really hot tranny if she looked like Sasha's writer friend but that's where I'm drawing the line...

If I'm not as hot as my friend, oh well, I'm not as hot as a lot of girls.... but that's life!

I think doing the both of you at the same time is really where it's at ...

Thrashfucious speaka troof.

Dude, sodomy is anything out of the missionary position.

Hell yes I'm a sodomite.

P.S. I would introduce the girl on the left to my penis.

And by penis I mean I would fuck her.

Lotharfucious speaka troof.