"Sex is casual, sex is fun, sex is best when it's one on one." -George Michael

Not all the time, you know ...

I've never been in a threesome, foursome, etc.  I have no desire to, so speak for yourself.

Let me remind you what you already know. Everyone here is so vanilla it's painful. The only one here with even a modecum of kink is Geek. I hear she diddles the bean with her pink flamingos. And makes the cat watch.

Doesn't sound kinky to me.

I'm sayin'.

Is the only non-vanilla person here Sakhi?  And we have to take her word for it so far...

Do you have Indian in you?  Would you like some?

Thank you come again!

I put on my robe and wizard hat

exactly 2 years ago when i was still blonde and also absolutely wasted after a wedding:

Brokeneck Skelator and Dumpy Dumpelina get drunk.  I bet you both totally got laid that night.

skinny girls are hot


I don't have any beef with women being big/curvy/comfortable/whatever. A lot of blokes seem to like that or don't care and good on them.

In all seriousness, your body has to be BROKE anorexic skinny or Jabba the Hut fat for me to really care.  As long as the chick is cool and pretty, the body don't really matter.  But I can still make fun of people.

Now preference, that's different.  I PREFER curvy girls.

Fat girl with a Yuengling. Must...resist...

Zoomie's laptop screen needs a squeege

"Here's another photo of me from several years ago when I thought I looked more attractive."
  -- Every woman ever.

Katie's cuter with dark hair.

skinny girls are hot


I don't have any beef with women being big/curvy/comfortable/whatever. A lot of blokes seem to like that or don't care and good on them.

I like the "athletic" build best of all. And no, I don't mean RIPPED.

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Si she's just too cute for words. I dig. Got a new (to me) boat. 32 foot sloop. Might have to drop in on you this winter.

Fuckin'A dude!

I have this image of Zoomie sitting in his sloop with Si's lower legs and feet poking out from underneath......

I only run over people who paddle out to bring me a Corona, throw it to me and miss. Skunky beer and broken glass all over the cockpit while I'm wearing nothing but shorts, crocs and a Barmah is not good. So don't do that.

Saturday night, the outfit that got me in trouble:

Now if you'd worn pigtails I would be on you like Obammy on a spare rib.

OK, toilet break for me!!!

I'm wearing nothing but shorts, crocs

...

Were you boating out behind the Walmart?

Alternate joke:

You forgot your Bass Pro Shops hat!

Saturday night, the outfit that got me in trouble:

Everything about that photo screams "Generation-Y"