I've seen Mello's but I hear Tricky's is uncut, bent and hangs right...

Ill whip this thing out and slap it on everyone's face

I've seen Mello's but I hear Tricky's is uncut, bent and hangs right...

Her's and mine match.  We dueled swords last I visited NYC.  However we could never actually make contact because we both just keep veering right.

I heard she can smuggle a half kilo of coke in her foreskin.

Gives a whole new meaning to "sniff my dick?"

Gives a whole new meaning to "sniff my dick?"

i'll say

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What the fuck does that have to do with anything? And what am I insinuating?  It's called a motherfucking picture comparison, one reminded me of the other.  You read really far into things, don't you?

 The picture you put up for comparison is of what appears to be some 90's buttrocker with a major case of I.L.S.

 If you genuinely weren't trying to insinuate anything, I apologize.

blah blah blah

 I get it. You're *special*. No one is to poke fun at and/or disagree with you, ever.

All the pictures that I post are artsy fartsy.  I wish I knew the art of photography because it seems so simple but it's not.


Also, I want to run my fingers through Balor's chest hair and then hold on for dear life.

 Horizontal lines accentuate tension, vertical lines relaxation, angles dynamism and action. Crop images to 1:1.5 or 1:1.6 dimensions and use vertical or horizontal framing the same as you would the aforementioned accentuation of lines. This pretty much applies to all art.

Simple examples:



Horizontal layout, horizontal figure, but posed so that lines form a lot of angles around the 45-degree plane. Relaxed sexuality.




Vertical layout, vertical figures, posed so that most lines that are at an angle are still nearly vertical. Tension, anxiety, etcetera.




Vertical layout, figures vertical, posed at angles with accentuation of those closest to 45 degrees. Tension and violent action.




Vertical layout with bold vertical lines placed along vertical border and background for tension.


 Go back and look at the cloud photos and you'll see I framed them to accentuate a more angular sweep from one photo to the next. (They were taken just as a storm began to break.)

 This is the real basic framework without which you'll always have trouble getting consistent results.

Have you experimented with ways to make the horizontal transmit tension, and the vertical to soothe?

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Actually, I'm serious ...
Make cards for "unusual seasons" ...

... and, additionally, make "BalorCards" where you tell people off (cleverly) as well

I'll put up some cash for it; I think there's a market for it ...

UN-holy-day Cards?  Big market, probably.

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The only thing Balor has ever posted is emo garbage dolled up in some sort of Nietzsche bullshit.  He is the only person on l-g/a-s that I actually hate.  You should get over your mom taking care of you and carrying a duffle bag in high school by the time you can legitimately buy a drink.

Love it. Thanks, Emp.

So, he's Different.  i sort of like him, so far.

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Ha! the new girl speaks.


All the fucking time.

I thought it was "Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."

Then again I haven't read S.E. Hinton since I was in my 30s. Early 30s.

That was late. I read that shit in my early teens.

For the record, I don't think Balor has ever been punched out by the Northside Kings.

At least, I have nothing on record stating that.

Also, despite my extensive training, I'd much rather shake Balor's hand as I did in Jersey years ago than have to fight him.

Also, despite my extensive training, I'd much rather shake Balor's hand as I did in Jersey years ago than have to fight him.

I generally don't have a desire to fight anyone outside of a sport setting.  It's foolish, risky, and pointless.  You don't know what sort of skill level they have, you don't know what sort of weapons they might be carrying, and you don't know what sort of friends they might have.  In the absolute best case, where you win a fight, you've still potentially opened yourself up to criminal and financial liability.

I thought it was "Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."

Then again I haven't read S.E. Hinton since I was in my 30s. Early 30s.

That was late. I read that shit in my early teens.

That was humor. But I still have my copy and I did read it on my last puddle jump from Nebraska to Misawa.

I'm still in the mood for a sexy naked wrestling match between Emp and Balor.... but I'm always in the mood.

We can have a sexy naked wrestling match,

I only wrestle other guys in my gi, so I can pretend it's not as homoerotic as it probably is.

Dude, I'm drinking here ...
Ironically, I spit when I read this ...

Dude, I'm drinking here ...
Ironically, I spit when I read this ...

Ironically or matter of habit?

Dave's mere existence is ironic.

http://www.matbattle.com/assets/images/articles/features/bjj/new_gay_judo_6.jpg

Dave's mere existence is ironic.

At times, yes ...

Ya, that's the spirit.

Even the ancient Greeks were into gay porn...

i inadvertently made fun of your name, and i do apologize

Even the ancient Greeks were into gay porn...

Big Time.

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I don't recall saying that.

I don't recall saying that.

What?