I ain't no fucking rennie scum.

And I found this lovely picture of underclass.

Hey LauraMay, welcome to our humble home! I want to be the first to invite you in with open and welcome arms. We accept all good people, especially ones with big tits.

And I found this lovely picture of underclass.

You're wasted in the medieval sailing business, srsly

I was wasted when I made all of these...

What S said...

Also, where in New Zealand? I bet we're cousins, or slept on the same couch at different times or something.

North Island. Waikato. Yourself? I've never been to the South Island.

I hope you were talking to me haha.

Hey LauraMay, welcome to our humble home! I want to be the first to invite you in with open and welcome arms. We accept all good people, especially ones with big tits.

I'm sorry, but I've already been welcome by three of my friends. But thank you for the gesture.

Hahahah I must've been at RT for too long. This feels like home already. 

Other side of the Kaimai ranges, Te Puke.

I did go south for university, but turned to the drink

I must've been at RT for too long. This feels like home already. 

this crowd has been around for a decade. You can tell we're tight 'cos we're so warm towards each other and strangers too

God, stop posting that pic of me all super high on dope.  I look like complete shit in it.  It is not true to life at all.  I am going to take tit pics this weekend, and I will post them soon since the new people are pussies.

Other side of the Kaimai ranges, Te Puke.

I did go south for university, but turned to the drink

You're in Te Puke? That's (relatively) really close to where I used to live, isn't it? Do you know where Morrinsville is?

this crowd has been around for a decade. You can tell we're tight 'cos we're so warm towards each other and strangers too

You can definitely tell. I miss that.

I'm from Te Puke. These days I ply my trade in the whore-houses of Tokyo.

Now the fun begins. My mother was born and raised in Morrinsville, and her father owned a farm there for years but they retired when I was a kid. Mum would probably know your family.



For the rest of you: you know that 6 degrees of separation thing? Well in NZ it's 1 degree, and almost always that we have the same aunt Cheryl.

Sasha says she's going to post tit pics and none of the men say anything?



Fags.

That's not even funny to joke about, Sasha.

the faggotry abounds in this place lately. i think it's all the fucking smileys.

All these damn smileys make me wanna start a fake suicide thread. Or send bagman a box of used tampons. Either one works.

All these damn smileys make me wanna start a fake suicide thread. Or send bagman a box of used tampons. Either one works.

Vaginal use or anal use, I may just take you up on that offer.

what exactly was she offering again?

trick-- definitely the tampon thing. can i get in on that? i feel a strong one brewing for september considering how irate these hf fucks are making me.

what exactly was she offering again?

trick-- definitely the tampon thing. can i get in on that? i feel a strong one brewing for september considering how irate these hf fucks are making me.

Being a huge vagina, I'm sure you'll have plenty to share.

for the most part, here we also appreciate proper sentence structure.

Strong with the force, you are.

Strong forcing my dick into the ol' brown eye.

For the rest of you: you know that 6 degrees of separation thing? Well in NZ it's 1 degree, and almost always that we have the same aunt Cheryl.

Pfft. Yeah. Like you guys have a small island. Riiiight.

Strong forcing my dick into the ol' brown eye.

Ugh.  This is starting to remind me of A-S.  Most of the posters then were youngins, so half of the snarky comments and burns were in actuality just completely retarded sentences.  Congrats on inducing some nostalgia.

Ah, this always induces nostalgia for me.

Oh wow, I lost that pic.  Go 2005.  I was completely tweaked on speed when that pic was taken.

Dude, you got some big ol' calves like me!

I'm from Te Puke. These days I ply my trade in the whore-houses of Tokyo.

Now the fun begins. My mother was born and raised in Morrinsville, and her father owned a farm there for years but they retired when I was a kid. Mum would probably know your family.



For the rest of you: you know that 6 degrees of separation thing? Well in NZ it's 1 degree, and almost always that we have the same aunt Cheryl.

Haha well, if you know where Morrinsville is then you'll know where Te Aroha is. I came to Australia from Te Aroha, but I was born in Hamilton and lived in Cambridge for a bit. We only lived in Te Aroha for about 5 years.

Morrinsville and Te Aroha are like combined anyway, so it's probably true.

And yes, I agree with the one degree thing. Especially in TA/Morry... Walk into a supermarket and you know EVERYONE.

what you doing in WA? Digging up rocks?

Long story, but it goes something like that.

that's mecca for a lot of kiwis right now




I want to spend a year in Oz or somewhere else. This concrete wonderland is dreary