I've had a few roommates that I had sex with, but it wasn't frequently, but we did do it all over the room. So, I guess that is truth in reporting.

Not wishing to sound like a pervert, but are there any tits in this thread?

I don't even see many pics in it.
First person to post tits, wins a prize.

Altho it might be a shit prize...

You can see my tits somewhere between pages 70-90.

They're spectacular.

One-hundred percent natural, too.

Meh, I thought you could go up a cup size. Or nine.

I have a nice chest.

One lumps or two?

Two. I dont recall ever seeing a mono-chest before.

Let me put it another way:

Ah okay. I dont see the funny in it though.

Are you seeing DOUBLE?

THAT is a "mono-chest" ~ it only has one breast.

Oh, yeah.  And then there's the "one lump or two" reference about Lumps in Women's Breasts.

Perhaps I should reiterate, since I am clearly misunderstood.

Detroit is the man I want to marry. Emo. Calling him a bedmate? Less emo.

Happy?

No. Cuz we're emo too. And no one understand us, ESPECIALLY YOU!

So you only marry the ones you like? Where's your spirit of catastrophic adventure?

hahahaha

Look, all I'm saying is that when you start throwing around words like "bedmate" I picture you two lying stiff as boards on a king-sized in ankle-length dressing gowns and a sword between you. Maybe there's also a nun behind a folding screen saying prayers by candle light. Chicks dig candle light, if I recall correctly.

And if you are really persuasive you can just get them to dig.

I picture you two lying stiff as boards on a king-sized in ankle-length dressing gowns and a sword between you. Maybe there's also a nun behind a folding screen saying prayers by candle light.

You sir, are a grad student's dream. I'm surprised there aren't books about your in the psychology section of Barnes and Noble. Tell us about your mother...

I have a gift card to Barnes and Noble, Im going there today! Are you in History or Historical fiction?

Not getting my obscure historical references is no excuse for being a cock.

That was a little TOO obscure. And it's never not a good time to be a cock.

But whatever there, scary Renaissance man...

i did purchase a book on the black death today - so its close to your reference!

Show us your buboes.

And she wants the cheese.

negatory.

I am going to take tit pics this weekend, and I will post them soon since the new people are pussies.

I saw these!  News flash:  Sasha continues to be hot.

Show us her buboes.

Can't, sorry.  They were still on the camera.

And she wants the cheese.

negatory.

Well there are three problems there:

There is a third brother now and he holds the swing vote.

She dissed us and then ditched us so there's little chance she'd get it anyway.

She lives way the fuck out in BF Fritch, Tejas and probably wouldn't ever get to Philly anyway.

So don't worry about it.