Oh I almost forgot, what will the plot line be?  And of course it will be an ensemble cast with cameos by folks such as Eddo.

We need to figure out a way to get carrot top onto the cast list.

carrot top doesn't actually need a reason to be in a  movie. in fact, i can't think of a single good reason why he'd ever be in any movie. i totally respect that.

Carrot Top can play Zoomie.

The plot will feature DVDA and a search for Mr Bell's funny anus eyes.

The plot will feature DVDA and a search for Mr Bell's funny anus eyes.

Fuck!  I hate Disney films.

Oh!  No it will be the search for Hitler Jesus and Fred!  Then the big twist at the end......Hitler Jesus reveals "YOU ALL FRED! OOH SHAKEY SHAKEY!"

I've been thinking, I have no idea what actor I look like.

Also, It's time to talk about the soundtrack. Not to forget Directors.

Gotta have some Doors and Mindless Self Indulgence.

The Bloodhound Gang cover of "It's Tricky"

The Bloodhound Gang cover of "It's Tricky"

me me me me me. damm.

Fine, I want, Always look on the bright side of life from - Life of Brian soundtrack.

In that case, I gotta have some Danzig.  And not Mother, that shit's overplayed.  Something off Lucifuge or How The Gods Kill.

I'd require something by Neurosis on there.

I think the director should be somebody that's extremely pretentious, but whose work never lives up to the attitude.  Like Vincent Gallo.

Harmony Korine?

Ok, I KNOW I'll regret this, but I can't think of anyone to play me; any ideas?
(Oh, and Ruthless1 as well)

Ok, I KNOW I'll regret this, but I can't think of anyone to play me; any ideas?
(Oh, and Ruthless1 as well)

Steve Mcqueen

edit : can't think of anytihing for ruth1

Oh, and: Starring Jack Black as "Danzig"!



It'll be a hit!

Looks like my alter will also be boning Danzig's.

look, i am fucking telling you guys that one of us has to be a serial killer. probably me. i started with jeremy and i'm moving on from there. ANYONE COULD BE NEXT!!

reese witherspoon would be great for C, btw. haha, i want willem dafoe in here somewhere. maybe he can play homeless-joe.

hmm, would you fuck willem dafoe ?

hmm, would you fuck willem dafoe ?

ew, gross.

so probably, yes.

i should mention i'll also be killing all the dudes i bone so if you want to stay alive you might want to abstain.

wow, so you chose the guy who makes you go eewww to play me. hmm. bitch. my pic aint that bad.

i just brought up willem because he's awesome and only suggested him to you because you were at a loss. also because you are mad skinny.

i am attracted to the dude. i just have a healthy understanding of the fact that my attraction to him is gross.

Carrot Top can play Zoomie.

You're on thin ice, boy. VERY thin ice...

Ok, I KNOW I'll regret this, but I can't think of anyone to play me; any ideas?
(Oh, and Ruthless1 as well)

He'll be just as much of a douche and die in the same lackluster way.

Actually, maybe this should be a mini series.  There are a lot of characters.

Like Roots?

Which nigger you gonna be?

The one that eats lots of watermelon and fried chicken.

That's all of them.

How about the one that gets whipped a lot?

I think that's all of em too..... :-/

What about the one that gets shoved to the back of the bus?

Isnt that all of them as well?

I never got that, the back of the bus was always the cool part of the bus... why'd all them crackers insist that the coloureds must ride in the back of the bus?