And there's where you'd get the living shit beat out of you, cause chances are you can't

a. throw a punch

b. take a punch

See, these are the advantages of living in a town with no black people.  I'm so used to going to see a movie where people don't act like excited monkeys that if I were to witness someone yelling at the screen or being loud in any way I'd yell at them to shut the fuck up.  I could NOT handle that.  I don't see myself doing anything other than instantly shooshing them and telling them "I'M TRYING TO WATCH A FUCKING MOVIE, DARKIE. KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OR GTFO!"

Is it wrong that I laughed?

My grandma used to call black people "darkies"...

And there's where you'd get the living shit beat out of you, cause chances are you can't

a. throw a punch

b. take a punch

You are probably right about the first one because I'm physically weak as fuck, but I can surely take a punch or multiple.  I've felt real pain, and getting punched is nothing.  The one time I got my nose broke and pummeled about a dozen times in the face was a minor annoyance if anything.

When it's one person you can usually glare them down or shush it.

The more black people you add to the theater though they just start going off each other and you are hopeless to try and stop the madness.

When it's loud white kids I tell them to shut the fuck up or get the fuck out of the theater.  I actually did this a few weeks ago to about 8 kids and they were so shocked by how mad I was they didn't even posture or anything they actually shut up.  They could have easily beat my ass but they realized they were being dicks.

If I tried that with a group of black teenagers in Detroit or D.C. one of them would probably be ready to shoot me in the parking lot on the way out.

See, these are the advantages of living in a town with no black people.  I'm so used to going to see a movie where people don't act like excited monkeys that if I were to witness someone yelling at the screen or being loud in any way I'd yell at them to shut the fuck up.  I could NOT handle that.  I don't see myself doing anything other than instantly shooshing them and telling them "I'M TRYING TO WATCH A FUCKING MOVIE, DARKIE. KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OR GTFO!"

Is it wrong that I laughed?

My grandma used to call black people "darkies"...

Hell, no.

And I use "darkies" all the time. Even to darkies.

See, these are the advantages of living in a town with no black people.  I'm so used to going to see a movie where people don't act like excited monkeys that if I were to witness someone yelling at the screen or being loud in any way I'd yell at them to shut the fuck up.  I could NOT handle that.  I don't see myself doing anything other than instantly shooshing them and telling them "I'M TRYING TO WATCH A FUCKING MOVIE, DARKIE. KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OR GTFO!"

Is it wrong that I laughed?

My grandma used to call black people "darkies"...

Hell, no.

And I use "darkies" all the time. Even to darkies.

Hehe.

Darkie is okay, bet he'd think twice about saying coon.

Black people ruin movies.

The trick is to see only Wes Anderson films.

them blacks do ruin a lot of other things outside of movies

like voting

Obama Black Panthers Intimidate Voters in Philly with clubs!

them blacks do ruin a lot of other things outside of movies

like voting

*rolleyes* but them kids sure are good at sports.

I LOL'ed really hard at that.

How about this one?

Please, guys. YOu should pay extra for those services. That guy is TELLING you how you should feel at various moments! In the previous example, he was just telling the audience that it was time to be excited!

You know, you have a point.

If the whole intergration thing didnt happen, would darkies flying from Alabama be forced to sit down the back of the plane?

Thanks, eitje. I thought so too!

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Don't even fucking get me started on this. This was "supposed"... this really fucking happened all over Philly, but no one made a big enough deal about it.

I've thought about this a little bit.

United, Austin to NYC (Economy) costs ~$330.  So, two standard seats on that flight would be ~$660.
United, Austin to NYC (First Class) costs ~$1440.

So, for the price of FOUR Economy seats, you can sit in first class.  Or, for the price of half of a first class seat, you can get more space to occupy.
Legally, if they're going to require fat people to buy two seats, they're also going to have to allow thinner people to do the same.  Else, it's discrimination.

Sounds to me like they might not have thought this one through.

When it's loud white kids I tell them to shut the fuck up or get the fuck out of the theater.  I actually did this a few weeks ago to about 8 kids and they were so shocked by how mad I was they didn't even posture or anything they actually shut up.  They could have easily beat my ass but they realized they were being dicks.

A few years ago this happened to friends of mine. I wasn't there but apparently it was a woman with a young child. She told them never to come back to the cinema again and if she saw them she'd report them/beat them/something that seemed scary at the time.

I'm pretty sure that anybody is permitted to buy two seats if they want extra room. The standard marketing response to your idea of getting extra space and saving money would be that the experience of flying first class is about more than leg room, and that experience is what you are paying for.

On the plus side for fatties: If they buy two seats, then they get two meals! Nom nom nom.

Black people ruin movies.

The trick is to see only Wes Anderson films.

Nah, the trick is to have an HDTV, PS3, and screen your own Blu-ray movies at home with beers and joints handy and a pause button for piss-breaks. I fail to see why anyone would want to go to the cinema if they have this option.

Also, this is my way of saying that the black-people-screaming-at-the-screen thing isn't unique to American black people. It seems to be a cultural thing that goes beyond nationality.

On the plus side for fatties: If they buy two seats, then they get two meals! Nom nom nom.

Hahahahaha!