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I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh.  Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.

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Re: Porn Reply #30 on: April 18, 2009, 01:33:23 AM
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Porn Reply #31 on: April 18, 2009, 01:37:56 AM
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Because beastiality isn't my thing.

Nor mine either. I lean twords mature amateur hard core, MMF and CFNM.
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Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.

Re: Porn Reply #32 on: April 18, 2009, 01:45:06 AM
Quote from: eitje on April 18, 2009, 01:33:23 AM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 17, 2009, 10:42:50 PM
www.myfreepaysite.com
Honest opinion:  looks too porn-y for my tastes.

I have no idea if that wordplay. (corny)
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Porn Reply #33 on: April 18, 2009, 05:01:20 AM
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Re: Porn Reply #34 on: April 18, 2009, 05:10:25 AM
I own Http://www.JizzMop.com ...
It used to be a video site ...

I'm thinking it's now got to be either a cumshot site or a gay site ...

Tricky, any ideas?


Oh, and RedTube.Com is where I go, typically ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Porn Reply #35 on: April 18, 2009, 01:44:08 PM
Bukkake site all the way!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Porn Reply #36 on: April 18, 2009, 01:58:00 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 05:10:25 AM
I own http://www.JizzMop.com ...

... any ideas?
Maybe we could invent a product that specifically absorbs semen.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Porn Reply #37 on: April 18, 2009, 03:20:47 PM
Youporn is about all I bother with, if ever. FMF 3somes, or FF. The less blonde-barbie-looking the chicks the better.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Porn Reply #38 on: April 18, 2009, 03:41:20 PM
I'm not a fan of blonde barbie chicks either.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Porn Reply #39 on: April 18, 2009, 03:48:42 PM
Yeah, as Stephen Lynch would put it, I'm not a fan of the vanilla ice cream.

(Cheers again to krsna for the song!)

STEPHEN LYNCH- VANILLA ICE CREAM- album version unedited
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Porn Reply #40 on: April 18, 2009, 06:58:40 PM
Bukkake, cumshots, ShamWow ....
Hmmmm ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Porn Reply #41 on: April 18, 2009, 10:51:11 PM
Quote from: eitje on April 18, 2009, 01:58:00 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 18, 2009, 05:10:25 AM
I own http://www.JizzMop.com ...

... any ideas?
Maybe we could invent a product that specifically absorbs semen.

We already have. It's called Trickys clothing.
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Re: Porn Reply #42 on: April 18, 2009, 10:58:09 PM
Quote from: Mosh on April 18, 2009, 10:51:11 PM
We already have. It's called Trickys clothing.

You are a horrible, hilarious, horrible man!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Porn Reply #43 on: April 18, 2009, 11:17:17 PM
I like amateur porn. I like thinking (read: THINKING) that people just make movies and send them to a distributor. I know this might have happened ten years ago but most amateur stuff is fake these days. Gianna Michaels is hot.
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Re: Porn Reply #44 on: April 18, 2009, 11:26:45 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 18, 2009, 11:17:17 PM
I like amateur porn. I like thinking (read: THINKING) that people just make movies and send them to a distributor. I know this might have happened ten years ago but most amateur stuff is fake these days. Gianna Michaels is hot.

I still remember how disgusted I was the first time I recognized a girl in an "amateur" porn from another scene.  There have to be enough exhibitionists around that they don't need to fake it.
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Re: Porn Reply #45 on: April 18, 2009, 11:30:50 PM
It's not the lack of exhibitionists, I think it's the $$ they want for their vids.
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Re: Porn Reply #46 on: April 18, 2009, 11:39:42 PM
Amateur porn is a DIY thing.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Porn Reply #47 on: April 18, 2009, 11:45:59 PM
Yes, REAL amateur porn is. But even they want money for their videos. You'd be stupid to give it away.

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Re: Porn Reply #48 on: April 18, 2009, 11:51:15 PM
I couldn't give mine away for free, even if I did try to.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Porn Reply #49 on: April 19, 2009, 12:15:54 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 18, 2009, 03:41:20 PM
I'm not a fan of blonde barbie chicks either.

*sits beside tricky and smiles at her with my head on my fist and my elbow propped up on my knee*
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Re: Porn Reply #50 on: April 19, 2009, 01:09:23 AM
Quote from: Mosh on April 18, 2009, 12:02:55 AM
And yet you let someone dry hump and jizz on you.

Sigh. I feel a bit desperate at this point. Maybe I should call that fucktard up. j/k
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Porn Reply #51 on: April 19, 2009, 01:15:00 AM
Alright, this is your chance Dylan don't fuck it up.....she's like a lost little puppy just looking for some love and you're a bobcat that's been starving and waiting for a meal for longer than you can remember.....now POUNCE little wild cat, POUNCE!!!!

Hey Tricky, what's up?
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Re: Porn Reply #52 on: April 19, 2009, 01:25:21 AM
I can read that.
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Re: Porn Reply #53 on: April 19, 2009, 01:25:44 AM
Whoops....
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Re: Porn Reply #54 on: April 19, 2009, 01:28:04 AM
He stole the idea from me.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Porn Reply #55 on: April 19, 2009, 01:43:48 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 01:15:00 AM
Hey Tricky, what's up?

GOOD POUNCE.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Porn Reply #56 on: April 19, 2009, 02:17:15 AM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Porn Reply #57 on: April 19, 2009, 02:23:14 AM
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Re: Porn Reply #58 on: April 19, 2009, 02:36:29 AM
I've had that happen to me.
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Re: Porn Reply #59 on: April 19, 2009, 08:41:39 AM
What?  Getting pounced on?
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