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Quote from: hip
facebook is deliciously disgusting in it's nature.
i loved my myspace because i could have a song.
now i use facebook to wall-to-wall with my roommate.
my roommate, for christs' sake.
it's totally unneccessary.
yet hilarious.
it's beautiful.
i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.

a pillow fight would be fun. like, a girls pillow fight when guys are watching. exhibitionist, maybe? maaaaaayyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking...(Read 50829 times)
Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #150 on: April 22, 2009, 06:23:25 PM
Yes, yes they do. Which is quite fitting given my current state of mind.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #151 on: April 22, 2009, 06:24:12 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #152 on: April 22, 2009, 06:31:14 PM
No.2 The thought of getting an STD scares my balls into my stomach.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #153 on: April 22, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
If not for that; yeah ...
Let's ask Dylan about it ...

Seriously, is it that bad having it?
(Especially since it's a VERY COMMON one?)

Other than the heroin thing, I don't think it's affected Sasha's fucking much; truthfully ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #154 on: April 22, 2009, 07:21:45 PM
Physically? No.  Emotionally?  Yes.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #155 on: April 22, 2009, 07:36:38 PM
Hahaha Anna Faris rules. I still need to see that.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #156 on: April 22, 2009, 10:28:04 PM
I wonder if he'll ban me for asking?

Dear Skip,

We all know you're a capitalist wolf  in hippie sheepskin but there's something I've been dying to ask: Are you in fact A skip, a wog, a bogan or just a fuckin' Aussie asshole?

Enquiring minds want to know...

XOXO
Zoomie
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #157 on: April 22, 2009, 10:33:26 PM
I love the hugs and kisses...nice touch.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #158 on: April 22, 2009, 10:35:24 PM
Well I'm not TOTALLY insensitive...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #159 on: April 23, 2009, 04:29:11 AM
I await the response.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #160 on: April 23, 2009, 04:31:58 AM
I love the hugs and kisses...nice touch.

In case you weren't aware, I offer all females free hugs and kisses.  Caresses also, if you'd like.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #161 on: April 23, 2009, 08:05:07 AM


In case you weren't aware, I offer all females free hugs and kisses.  Caresses also, if you'd like.

Said the spider to the fly...



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #162 on: April 23, 2009, 08:10:37 AM
ZING!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #163 on: April 23, 2009, 08:31:21 AM


In case you weren't aware, I offer all females free hugs and kisses.  Caresses also, if you'd like.

Said the spider to the fly...


I was thinking more like lion and gazelle, but whatever.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #164 on: April 23, 2009, 08:36:18 AM
You know how hard loins work for their meal ? Take the spider.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #165 on: April 23, 2009, 08:50:02 AM
You know how hard loins work for their meal ? Take the spider.

Spiders lie in wait.  I've been lying in wait for while.  If I'm gonna catch a meal I need to hunt.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #166 on: April 23, 2009, 08:53:28 AM
You know how hard loins work for their meal ? Take the spider.

.."hard loins" Hmmmm... I think I'm just a lil horny. Time for a special shower brb



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #167 on: April 23, 2009, 08:59:52 AM
Hawt.  Please tell us the details after.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #168 on: April 23, 2009, 09:02:12 AM
can't believe no one's pointed out the obvious "only the lionesses hunt" thing.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #169 on: April 23, 2009, 09:22:40 AM
Oh you are a witty one, Sarah.  Fuck off.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #170 on: April 23, 2009, 10:10:22 AM
*cry*
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #171 on: April 23, 2009, 04:34:46 PM
Hawt.  Please tell us the details after.

Well, it was fucking awesome. Got all hot, wet and soapy then dp'ed myself with a dildo and my bottle of Paul Mitchell. Fucking multipled my ass off.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #172 on: April 23, 2009, 04:40:55 PM
Well, it was fucking awesome. Got all hot, wet and soapy then dp'ed myself with a dildo and my bottle of Paul Mitchell. Fucking multipled my ass off.

You ARE Thrash!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #173 on: April 23, 2009, 05:04:58 PM
Well, it was fucking awesome. Got all hot, wet and soapy then dp'ed myself with a dildo and my bottle of Paul Mitchell. Fucking multipled my ass off.

You ARE Thrash!

I wish I had his cock in my ass but no, no I'm not.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #174 on: April 23, 2009, 05:45:00 PM
my shower fantasy yesterday involved my boyfriend surprising me in the shower, a bit angry with me for something (what it is i am not quite sure). then he made me get down on all fours in the tub and fuck myself hard with the larger vibrator i have while sucking his cock. and he tells me i won't get to swallow his cum if i'm a bad girl and don't make myself cum first. had he been there in person, i'm sure he would've spanked my ass til it burned. if only...



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #175 on: April 23, 2009, 06:22:32 PM
DAMMIT!!!

I shoulda kidnapped you when I had the chance...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #176 on: April 23, 2009, 06:31:27 PM
no doubt. is she hot?



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #177 on: April 23, 2009, 06:38:42 PM
She's tolerable, she used to have a big caboose but she's obviously gotten creative in her 20s.

I like creative. Creative is a good start.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #178 on: April 23, 2009, 06:39:51 PM
and aggressively open. i like it.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #179 on: April 24, 2009, 01:26:54 AM
I like the way this thread has improved in the last day or so. Great work people
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.