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Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking...(Read 50821 times)
Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #150 on: April 22, 2009, 06:23:25 PM
Yes, yes they do. Which is quite fitting given my current state of mind.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #151 on: April 22, 2009, 06:24:12 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #152 on: April 22, 2009, 06:31:14 PM
No.2 The thought of getting an STD scares my balls into my stomach.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #153 on: April 22, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
If not for that; yeah ...
Let's ask Dylan about it ...

Seriously, is it that bad having it?
(Especially since it's a VERY COMMON one?)

Other than the heroin thing, I don't think it's affected Sasha's fucking much; truthfully ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #154 on: April 22, 2009, 07:21:45 PM
Physically? No.  Emotionally?  Yes.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #155 on: April 22, 2009, 07:36:38 PM
Hahaha Anna Faris rules. I still need to see that.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #156 on: April 22, 2009, 10:28:04 PM
I wonder if he'll ban me for asking?

Dear Skip,

We all know you're a capitalist wolf  in hippie sheepskin but there's something I've been dying to ask: Are you in fact A skip, a wog, a bogan or just a fuckin' Aussie asshole?

Enquiring minds want to know...

XOXO
Zoomie
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #157 on: April 22, 2009, 10:33:26 PM
I love the hugs and kisses...nice touch.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #158 on: April 22, 2009, 10:35:24 PM
Well I'm not TOTALLY insensitive...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #159 on: April 23, 2009, 04:29:11 AM
I await the response.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #160 on: April 23, 2009, 04:31:58 AM
I love the hugs and kisses...nice touch.

In case you weren't aware, I offer all females free hugs and kisses.  Caresses also, if you'd like.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #161 on: April 23, 2009, 08:05:07 AM


In case you weren't aware, I offer all females free hugs and kisses.  Caresses also, if you'd like.

Said the spider to the fly...



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #162 on: April 23, 2009, 08:10:37 AM
ZING!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #163 on: April 23, 2009, 08:31:21 AM


In case you weren't aware, I offer all females free hugs and kisses.  Caresses also, if you'd like.

Said the spider to the fly...


I was thinking more like lion and gazelle, but whatever.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #164 on: April 23, 2009, 08:36:18 AM
You know how hard loins work for their meal ? Take the spider.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #165 on: April 23, 2009, 08:50:02 AM
You know how hard loins work for their meal ? Take the spider.

Spiders lie in wait.  I've been lying in wait for while.  If I'm gonna catch a meal I need to hunt.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #166 on: April 23, 2009, 08:53:28 AM
You know how hard loins work for their meal ? Take the spider.

.."hard loins" Hmmmm... I think I'm just a lil horny. Time for a special shower brb



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #167 on: April 23, 2009, 08:59:52 AM
Hawt.  Please tell us the details after.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #168 on: April 23, 2009, 09:02:12 AM
can't believe no one's pointed out the obvious "only the lionesses hunt" thing.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #169 on: April 23, 2009, 09:22:40 AM
Oh you are a witty one, Sarah.  Fuck off.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #170 on: April 23, 2009, 10:10:22 AM
*cry*
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #171 on: April 23, 2009, 04:34:46 PM
Hawt.  Please tell us the details after.

Well, it was fucking awesome. Got all hot, wet and soapy then dp'ed myself with a dildo and my bottle of Paul Mitchell. Fucking multipled my ass off.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #172 on: April 23, 2009, 04:40:55 PM
Well, it was fucking awesome. Got all hot, wet and soapy then dp'ed myself with a dildo and my bottle of Paul Mitchell. Fucking multipled my ass off.

You ARE Thrash!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #173 on: April 23, 2009, 05:04:58 PM
Well, it was fucking awesome. Got all hot, wet and soapy then dp'ed myself with a dildo and my bottle of Paul Mitchell. Fucking multipled my ass off.

You ARE Thrash!

I wish I had his cock in my ass but no, no I'm not.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #174 on: April 23, 2009, 05:45:00 PM
my shower fantasy yesterday involved my boyfriend surprising me in the shower, a bit angry with me for something (what it is i am not quite sure). then he made me get down on all fours in the tub and fuck myself hard with the larger vibrator i have while sucking his cock. and he tells me i won't get to swallow his cum if i'm a bad girl and don't make myself cum first. had he been there in person, i'm sure he would've spanked my ass til it burned. if only...



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #175 on: April 23, 2009, 06:22:32 PM
DAMMIT!!!

I shoulda kidnapped you when I had the chance...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #176 on: April 23, 2009, 06:31:27 PM
no doubt. is she hot?



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #177 on: April 23, 2009, 06:38:42 PM
She's tolerable, she used to have a big caboose but she's obviously gotten creative in her 20s.

I like creative. Creative is a good start.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #178 on: April 23, 2009, 06:39:51 PM
and aggressively open. i like it.



Re: Achtung! New folks who've signed up but are lurking... Reply #179 on: April 24, 2009, 01:26:54 AM
I like the way this thread has improved in the last day or so. Great work people
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