1. I had to buy new jeans. Since I quit smoking I've moved into a 36 waist.

2. I had to do the grocery shopping.

3. I had go to work. Replace a sliding glass door and assemble some patio furnishings. Piddly shit. Demeaning work in economically troubled times.

4. Got a phone call. Butch died yesterday. Spent the day on the bay and then between his truck and his house he fell and his heart gave out. I should have this sense of self satisfaction. She was 5'5" and weighed 350, smoked 4 packs a day, lived on cookies and controlled his diabetes with M&Ms. He fired me 9 months ago over a minor matter of opinion and then lied and said I quit. But he taught me more in the 5 years I knew him than anyone else I've ever met. Now I have to drag out the funeral clothes.

On the plus I made $500 and got a phone call from a friend who just wanted to see if I was ok. Thank you. And now I'm getting faced on coffee and tequila. Woo.

36? Fatso

It will come off.

Belly dancing?


Sorry you are going to a funeral.

There will be a viewing. But he's going to be cremated and his ashes sprinkled in the Chesapeake I think. They won't tell me because this is illegal.

Sorry you had such a shitty day.

Can anyone guess who has been posting here the longest?

Sorry you are going to a funeral.

Sorry you had such a shitty day.

36? Fatso

 
 That's pretty shitty. Why do the shitty things  all seem to  come at once? 
 
 
 

 IS grocery shopping that bad??
 
 

Can anyone guess who has been posting here the longest?

That's a hard one.

Yeah and you've known me the longest and met me in person. Funny.

Familiarity breeds honesty?

Making $500 doesn't seem like a bad day. I wouldn't mind $500

call me anytime to blow off steam

$11,500.00 more and I can save my house! Or I could just make solar panels to power my RV.

Thanks Mel.

Drink one for me man, right after you go fuck your fat self in the ass with a fire hydrant you old fuck!

36 inch waist??!!??

I wish.

Hey Zoomie? FUCK YOU.

Hey Zoomie? FUCK YOU.

I was joking in an effort to try to cheer the old man up, but I gotta admit he's given you a lot of shit over the years. Nows your chance to kick him while he's down.

Hey Zoomie? FUCK YOU.

I was joking in an effort to try to cheer the old man up, but I gotta admit he's given you a lot of shit over the years. Nows your chance to kick him while he's down.

$11,500.00 more and I can save my house! Or I could just make solar panels to power my RV.

Thanks Mel.

You should put a paypal donate button as your sig.  I did that once and made $575.  It works! Try it.

Doesn't sound so bad really. He fucked you over, he's dead that's a + $500 is a plus and you have coffee and tequila. Stop yer bitchin dam whipper snapper.

Thanks Tru. Really, that means a lot.

Normally I would revel in actually being able to call someone an old fart but you totally disarmed me.

W3rd ...
I got my question answered from today ...
Kinda ...
Well, about 90% ...

That works for me ...

You folks finally told you where you really came from?

Emo gingers.  Great.

36? Fatso

pfft. cuddly. i like a solid armful.

Thanks Tru. ...

haahahahaha ....

Emo gingers.  Great.

All the gingers I know are dying their hair black.. Hmm...

that's just insane. considering how many women i know who dye their hair red and envy every redhead on the face of the planet, the men included, dying their hair black seems sacreligious.

that's just insane. considering how many women i know who dye their hair red and envy every redhead on the face of the planet, the men included, dying their hair black seems sacreligious.

Joke: A kid reading Harry Potter exclaimed "This is completely unbelievable!"
His mother looked over, "Too old for magic, eh?"
The kid replied, "Oh it's not that, I just can't believe the ginger kid has TWO friends!"