bizarre.

Fucking UK. Over here all we get is compared to stepchildren. I think they're just prejudiced because most gingers come from Eire, the highlands, France and Northern Poland.

well, don't worry. you're practically worshipped in the USA.

Yes I know... I have women on their knees constantly...




Telling me my balls smell.

you need to get a hot doctor like dave's. i have to admit, i don't mind my breast exams and pap smears so much anymore. she has soft hands and smells nice.

My insurance doesn't cover that.

damn the luck. after gettin ghis vasectomy, dave's favorite thing ever was the "post-op exams." he'd get wood every time.

My doctor is an Armenian dwarf named Ian, coincidentally. And he seems very concerned with the health of my prostate. So much so the frequent exams have given me prostatitis. Little bastard...

he's gay for you.

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My doctor is an Armenian dwarf named Ian, coincidentally. And he seems very concerned with the health of my prostate. So much so the frequent exams have given me prostatitis. Little bastard...

So 6'2" is dwarfish these days? I'll cop to having an unnatural interest in the health of your prostate, but dwarf is misleading!

You're not Armenian!

Damn, I knew I missed something...

that's just insane. considering how many women i know who dye their hair red and envy every redhead on the face of the planet, the men included, dying their hair black seems sacreligious.

Huh-Huh, you said "sac" ...

Fucking UK. Over here all we get is compared to stepchildren. I think they're just prejudiced because most gingers come from Eire, the highlands, France and Northern Poland.

Bold = pronounced differently over there.

My doctor is an Armenian dwarf named Ian

I wonder if that's some kinda joke his parents were making. Maybe they thought it'd be cute if his name started and ended with "ian".

His first AND last names do. The rhyme. It's like Frank Bank.

His first AND last names do.

Yeah, that's what I meant. By "name" I meant his whole name. Only people who know Armenians will understand these couple of posts.

Like Kardashian. But she's too ugmo to even be Armenian. I think she's Albanian.

i got it...sheesh.

Like Kardashian. But she's too ugmo to even be Armenian. I think she's Albanian.

I'd hit it.

i like her. she has cellulite.

ugh, sweaterdress.

but look at that caboose.

Fake ass ass.

yum.

dayum

It's my fav ass pic of all time. and i shared it with you..... feel special.

Name please.

I have no idea who the chick is. sorry.