CST: While watching Rachel Ray on the tv in the pharmacy waiting area, all I could think was how I wish she was naked and doing nasty things with those veggies.

Dude, I would SO fuck her; and she cheats on her husband, so, I guess I'm "in"!

I'd let her fuck me, does that count?

CST-  I learned something today.  If you have sex with three people in a 24 hour period it is called a hate trick.  Nice....

A lot of us hate trick but we're not all slutty about it...

I think I'm gonna shoot for it this weekend ...

That would be nice.

I like letting women take advantage of me. And RR has sparked my interest more than a few times.

I think I'm gonna shoot for it this weekend ...

Warming two different melons in the microwave and promptly fucking them in front of one of your cats doesn't count, Dave.

Damn ...
It's a 4-day weekend for me, we'll see ...


I get more ass than anyone else here, so I don't wanna hear it ...

Again, I'm thiking about starting a thread about my exploits; I'm trying to decide if you asshats are worth it though ...

IE: getting laid, getting my friends laid, and hooking up girl WITH GIRLS ...
That's just in the past 7 days ...

Saying you get laid here more than any ONE of us here is a mighty boast, even for you... Dave.
I love you and all, but that's a miiiiiighty boast.

Ok, how about this;
I do quite well, it's quite random, and there's a lot of good stories about how I get there ...

Is that acceptable?

Pay attention folks...this is how he gets the pussy.

Oh, and I get it ...
Last night I almost got 3 at once ...
One average chick, one hottie, and the hottest girl in the bar ...

Instead, I hooked the 2 girls up, and the other (average chick) went home ...
I did as well, I'm still strict about not fucking from my "home bar" or bars where I work ...

I don't know what happened to the two girls; I'll find out tonight ...
I know the smokin' hottie told me flat out after she asked the average girl to stay the night at her house and "spoon", she looked me dead in the eyes and told me "my boyfriend's gone on a fishing trip for a week, and I hate to sleep alone and want someone to come and spoon with me" ...

Instead of taking the opportunity myself, the chick I was hanging with expressed she liked the girl, which is how I started talking to her in the first place, so I couldn't steal her thunder ....

Yes, I could have pressed, and if it were anywhere else, I'd have had all 3, but it's my "home bar", you know?


There, there's one SIMPLE story ....
I'll wait and see if there's more after this weekend; I'm going out with a friend tonight, and a party tomorrow ....

heh ...

You miss Kyle...dont you. Come on be honest.

but +1 on the "home bar" rules.

I did a typo.  It is a HAT trick not a HATE trick.

I pulled a hat trick last week, but didn't realize I had done it successfully until days later.  I got in trouble though and had to pick one of them to date, so I chose the guy who is only in town for the summer from Raleigh.  He is only known as Summer Boyfriend since I only get six more weeks to hang out with him before he goes back. 

Anything done 3 times can be called a Hat Trick. Congrats, you now know a cricket term.

And a hockey term.

Sasha, I knew what you meant, I was just yanking your chain.

Yes, that's what us old folks are calling it these days.

HATE TRICK works better ...

Dave - That's a better way of putting it.
Some of us are in steady relationships, and that (sometimes) means steady, easy ass, whenever you want it. No work, money (dating) involved. Just: "Get your pants off and bend me over this counter"

And hey, I've certainly never had a problem finding a bed mate since I started this whole game at 15.

Besides, I bet Joy gets the most.

I rarely spend money on the ones I fuck ...

... Joy gets some, but she's slowed down lately

Well when one door opens another closes.  My ex has stepped up his psycho game.  He put an ad up in the erotic services section of craigslist saying that I am a $200/hr incall hooker.  I found out about it, because he put my number in the ad.

Well when one door opens another closes.  My ex has stepped up his psycho game.  He put an ad up in the erotic services section of craigslist saying that I am a $200/hr incall hooker.  I found out about it, because he put my number in the ad.

Dude...if I were you, I would totally plot my revenge and make sure the severity is 3-fold what his was.

I spent the evening hanging out with the amazingly hot little 16 year old girl across the street. I gave her fire crackers and conversation. It was ... nice.

I spent the evening hanging out with the amazingly hot little 16 year old girl across the street. I gave her fire crackers and conversation. It was ... nice.

Ahh, ripe for the picking......you should try and get some pics of her.  

*EDIT: Speaking of 16 year olds...

CST:  I logged into my now-abandoned myspace account that I go into every once in a while to look at new pics of people who I don't have contact with anymore.  It's interesting to see what they are up to these days and what they look like since years have gone by.  Naturally I'm most curious about my exes and look at their pics first.  The girl I was with several years ago (who was 16 at the time) has since lost some weight, apparently started stripping, and has got more tats and piercings.....in other words, she's looking pretty sexy these days and it just makes me think: "You bitch, why didn't you look that good when I was with you?  Your looks are supposed to go downhill after we break up so I can feel better about myself."

Anyways, here's a pic:

Not bad ...

yeah she's kind of cute, even if her tattoos are blase.

Dude...if I were you, I would totally plot my revenge and make sure the severity is 3-fold what his was.

I completely agree with this. go NAMBLA on his ass.

Danzig's girl: Looks like Billy Corgan.

Sasha: In several states what your ex did is identity theft and extremely illegal. You should contact your local authorities and see what they say about it.

There really isn't any better revenge than sending someone to the slammer.  Didn't you ever see Gran Torino?

I don't know if he'd get jail time over it, but he'd probably get probation and plenty of fines. Probation fucking sucks, and so does having the state leach your money.

Or she could pay the right person or persons who really could use the money and he'd never bother anyone again.