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Wait. So, you & mosh.... you & Zoomie....

Which came first?
They all came simultaneously. It was glorious.


Current SEX thoughts(Read 405076 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #750 on: June 28, 2009, 10:53:13 AM
Yeah, that's not fun.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #751 on: June 28, 2009, 03:39:56 PM
Yeah, that's not fun.

I officially DO NOT like her now ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #752 on: June 28, 2009, 04:20:40 PM
Boooo to no butthole
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #753 on: June 28, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
T3rd ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #754 on: June 28, 2009, 06:48:32 PM
T3rd d3ni3d
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #755 on: June 28, 2009, 06:59:56 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #756 on: June 28, 2009, 08:07:08 PM
W3rd ...

Now I see why you have 3000 posts, 70% of them are pointless replies.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #757 on: June 28, 2009, 08:22:51 PM
W3rd ...

There's +1 ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #758 on: June 28, 2009, 08:41:23 PM
I know, it's really annoying and it kills threads when you answer W3rd.  But that's your business....



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #759 on: June 29, 2009, 10:40:21 AM
w0rd.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #760 on: June 29, 2009, 05:15:58 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #761 on: June 30, 2009, 10:11:02 AM
on topic: i am so horny. no sex in 4 days. boyfriend's son and entire family are visiting the cape for two solid weeks. by the time they leave i'll have my period again. FML.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #762 on: June 30, 2009, 10:16:24 AM
How terrible!
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #763 on: June 30, 2009, 10:24:14 AM
One of will throw you some cock if you sign an affidavit promising not to stalk us after...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #764 on: June 30, 2009, 10:28:36 AM
Alright, but since I never had cock before I really can't promise that I won't do any stalking afterwards.
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KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #765 on: June 30, 2009, 10:47:53 AM
One of us will throw you some cock if you sign an affidavit promising not to stalk us after...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #766 on: June 30, 2009, 11:14:17 AM
Have a big family orgy.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #767 on: June 30, 2009, 11:18:53 AM
...east cost style...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #768 on: June 30, 2009, 03:01:19 PM
I found this on another board:

Quote
What do you guys think about a rainbow kiss? I hear it's the most erotic thing you can do in a sexual relationship in Bangladesh.

UrbanDictionary.com posted:

    When a guy gives head to a girl while she is having her period, and gets all the blood in his mouth. And a girl gives a guy head, and gets cum in her mouth. Now when the guy/girl has blood/cum in their mouth, they kiss each other.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #769 on: June 30, 2009, 03:27:17 PM
OK that's not too gross...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #770 on: June 30, 2009, 04:16:41 PM
I remember being told about this last year from a kid in the year below me.

Around the same time I heard this joke:


What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #771 on: June 30, 2009, 10:44:39 PM
I forgot what I was going to say ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #772 on: June 30, 2009, 11:39:24 PM
Hmm ...
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #773 on: July 01, 2009, 02:34:18 AM
Exactly ...

Or maybe even probably ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #774 on: July 01, 2009, 04:33:50 PM
One of will throw you some cock if you sign an affidavit promising not to stalk us after...

i am always the stalkee, never the stalker.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #775 on: July 01, 2009, 05:19:42 PM
Oh, I can't say the same ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #776 on: July 01, 2009, 09:51:22 PM
Me too neither.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #777 on: July 02, 2009, 02:01:57 AM
Wait, what?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #778 on: July 02, 2009, 03:25:21 AM
CST: I haven't masturbated in several days....ah well.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #779 on: July 02, 2009, 03:56:55 AM
CT: Knock one out .....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')