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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #750 on: June 28, 2009, 10:53:13 AM
Yeah, that's not fun.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #751 on: June 28, 2009, 03:39:56 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on June 28, 2009, 10:53:13 AM
Yeah, that's not fun.

I officially DO NOT like her now ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #752 on: June 28, 2009, 04:20:40 PM
Boooo to no butthole
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #753 on: June 28, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
T3rd ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #754 on: June 28, 2009, 06:48:32 PM
T3rd d3ni3d
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #755 on: June 28, 2009, 06:59:56 PM
W3rd ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #756 on: June 28, 2009, 08:07:08 PM
Quote from: Thrash on June 28, 2009, 06:59:56 PM
W3rd ...

Now I see why you have 3000 posts, 70% of them are pointless replies.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #757 on: June 28, 2009, 08:22:51 PM
W3rd ...

There's +1 ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #758 on: June 28, 2009, 08:41:23 PM
I know, it's really annoying and it kills threads when you answer W3rd.  But that's your business....
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #759 on: June 29, 2009, 10:40:21 AM
w0rd.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #760 on: June 29, 2009, 05:15:58 PM
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #761 on: June 30, 2009, 10:11:02 AM
on topic: i am so horny. no sex in 4 days. boyfriend's son and entire family are visiting the cape for two solid weeks. by the time they leave i'll have my period again. FML.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #762 on: June 30, 2009, 10:16:24 AM
How terrible!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #763 on: June 30, 2009, 10:24:14 AM
One of will throw you some cock if you sign an affidavit promising not to stalk us after...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #764 on: June 30, 2009, 10:28:36 AM
Alright, but since I never had cock before I really can't promise that I won't do any stalking afterwards.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #765 on: June 30, 2009, 10:47:53 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on June 30, 2009, 10:24:14 AM
One of us will throw you some cock if you sign an affidavit promising not to stalk us after...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #766 on: June 30, 2009, 11:14:17 AM
Have a big family orgy.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #767 on: June 30, 2009, 11:18:53 AM
...east cost style...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #768 on: June 30, 2009, 03:01:19 PM
I found this on another board:

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What do you guys think about a rainbow kiss? I hear it's the most erotic thing you can do in a sexual relationship in Bangladesh.

UrbanDictionary.com posted:

    When a guy gives head to a girl while she is having her period, and gets all the blood in his mouth. And a girl gives a guy head, and gets cum in her mouth. Now when the guy/girl has blood/cum in their mouth, they kiss each other.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #769 on: June 30, 2009, 03:27:17 PM
OK that's not too gross...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #770 on: June 30, 2009, 04:16:41 PM
I remember being told about this last year from a kid in the year below me.

Around the same time I heard this joke:


What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #771 on: June 30, 2009, 10:44:39 PM
I forgot what I was going to say ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #772 on: June 30, 2009, 11:39:24 PM
Hmm ...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #773 on: July 01, 2009, 02:34:18 AM
Exactly ...

Or maybe even probably ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #774 on: July 01, 2009, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on June 30, 2009, 10:24:14 AM
One of will throw you some cock if you sign an affidavit promising not to stalk us after...

i am always the stalkee, never the stalker.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #775 on: July 01, 2009, 05:19:42 PM
Oh, I can't say the same ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #776 on: July 01, 2009, 09:51:22 PM
Me too neither.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #777 on: July 02, 2009, 02:01:57 AM
Wait, what?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #778 on: July 02, 2009, 03:25:21 AM
CST: I haven't masturbated in several days....ah well.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #779 on: July 02, 2009, 03:56:55 AM
CT: Knock one out .....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

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