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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


Current SEX thoughts(Read 692307 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #750 on: June 28, 2009, 10:53:13 AM
Yeah, that's not fun.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #751 on: June 28, 2009, 03:39:56 PM
Yeah, that's not fun.

I officially DO NOT like her now ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #752 on: June 28, 2009, 04:20:40 PM
Boooo to no butthole
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #753 on: June 28, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
T3rd ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #754 on: June 28, 2009, 06:48:32 PM
T3rd d3ni3d
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #755 on: June 28, 2009, 06:59:56 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #756 on: June 28, 2009, 08:07:08 PM
W3rd ...

Now I see why you have 3000 posts, 70% of them are pointless replies.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #757 on: June 28, 2009, 08:22:51 PM
W3rd ...

There's +1 ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #758 on: June 28, 2009, 08:41:23 PM
I know, it's really annoying and it kills threads when you answer W3rd.  But that's your business....



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #759 on: June 29, 2009, 10:40:21 AM
w0rd.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #760 on: June 29, 2009, 05:15:58 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #761 on: June 30, 2009, 10:11:02 AM
on topic: i am so horny. no sex in 4 days. boyfriend's son and entire family are visiting the cape for two solid weeks. by the time they leave i'll have my period again. FML.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #762 on: June 30, 2009, 10:16:24 AM
How terrible!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #763 on: June 30, 2009, 10:24:14 AM
One of will throw you some cock if you sign an affidavit promising not to stalk us after...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #764 on: June 30, 2009, 10:28:36 AM
Alright, but since I never had cock before I really can't promise that I won't do any stalking afterwards.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #765 on: June 30, 2009, 10:47:53 AM
One of us will throw you some cock if you sign an affidavit promising not to stalk us after...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #766 on: June 30, 2009, 11:14:17 AM
Have a big family orgy.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #767 on: June 30, 2009, 11:18:53 AM
...east cost style...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #768 on: June 30, 2009, 03:01:19 PM
I found this on another board:

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What do you guys think about a rainbow kiss? I hear it's the most erotic thing you can do in a sexual relationship in Bangladesh.

UrbanDictionary.com posted:

    When a guy gives head to a girl while she is having her period, and gets all the blood in his mouth. And a girl gives a guy head, and gets cum in her mouth. Now when the guy/girl has blood/cum in their mouth, they kiss each other.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #769 on: June 30, 2009, 03:27:17 PM
OK that's not too gross...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #770 on: June 30, 2009, 04:16:41 PM
I remember being told about this last year from a kid in the year below me.

Around the same time I heard this joke:


What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #771 on: June 30, 2009, 10:44:39 PM
I forgot what I was going to say ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #772 on: June 30, 2009, 11:39:24 PM
Hmm ...
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KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #773 on: July 01, 2009, 02:34:18 AM
Exactly ...

Or maybe even probably ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #774 on: July 01, 2009, 04:33:50 PM
One of will throw you some cock if you sign an affidavit promising not to stalk us after...

i am always the stalkee, never the stalker.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #775 on: July 01, 2009, 05:19:42 PM
Oh, I can't say the same ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #776 on: July 01, 2009, 09:51:22 PM
Me too neither.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #777 on: July 02, 2009, 02:01:57 AM
Wait, what?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #778 on: July 02, 2009, 03:25:21 AM
CST: I haven't masturbated in several days....ah well.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #779 on: July 02, 2009, 03:56:55 AM
CT: Knock one out .....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')