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Current SEX thoughts(Read 405244 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #870 on: July 30, 2009, 06:22:11 AM
Aww, I'm so proud of our Sasha :'-)

Thanks, if you want to see a pic of me in those sexy panties you sent me it'll only cost you $50.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #871 on: July 30, 2009, 06:34:33 AM
Aww, I'm so proud of our Sasha :'-)

Thanks, if you want to see a pic of me in those sexy panties you sent me it'll only cost you a few drinks in Japan.

Done. Pics now or GTFO
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #872 on: July 30, 2009, 07:21:40 AM
Aww, I'm so proud of our Sasha :'-)

Thanks, if you want to see a pic of me in those sexy panties you sent me it'll only cost you $50.

Oh you got them! Awesome.  I thought they were lost somehow.

Pics now or GTFO
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #873 on: July 30, 2009, 12:06:20 PM
Dude ...
Just ...
Dude ......
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #874 on: July 30, 2009, 03:16:23 PM
Ur from Texas? So that means you must have seen the BEST band out of Plano, Texas.....right? The name of the band is Absu and they are godly.

Absu is a solid band, but I don't know about godly. Dreams of godliness, perhaps?

GTFO

Only two things come from Texas, and I don't see any horns on their heads.

Steer = castrated bull.   And not All cattle have horns.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #875 on: July 31, 2009, 12:26:48 AM
CT = After those vids, i'm sort of horny, and now that i quit the Zoloft, well...

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #876 on: July 31, 2009, 01:19:14 PM
CST: My finger smells funny. In a good way.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #877 on: July 31, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
Who's ass was it in?

and now that i quit the Zoloft...

It's all becoming clear now ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #878 on: July 31, 2009, 05:41:38 PM
Duh.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #879 on: July 31, 2009, 10:47:49 PM
Did the finger in the ass thing last night.  Times... they are a changin!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #880 on: August 01, 2009, 02:41:04 AM
Who's ass was it in?

and now that i quit the Zoloft...

It's all becoming clear now ...


;D

Why do we need anything to dampen sex drive?

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #881 on: August 01, 2009, 03:28:58 AM
Did the finger in the ass thing last night.  Times... they are a changin!

Yours, his, another female, or just while masturbating?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #882 on: August 01, 2009, 09:21:59 AM
not that thrash is masturbating or anything



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #883 on: August 01, 2009, 09:42:28 AM
Did the finger in the ass thing last night.  Times... they are a changin!

Yours, his, another female, or just while masturbating?

ANSWER THE MAN!!!!!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #884 on: August 01, 2009, 09:54:38 AM
not that thrash is masturbating or anything

Well, not until he gets his answer...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #885 on: August 01, 2009, 01:24:19 PM
I'm just stroking it lightly picturing all of the possibilities ...

not that thrash is masturbating or anything

Nice ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #886 on: August 01, 2009, 01:24:52 PM
If you guys want panties shots, I got a new leopard print loin cloth.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #887 on: August 01, 2009, 05:18:15 PM
This is why we need a puking emoticon.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #888 on: August 01, 2009, 06:05:29 PM
My finger in his ass.  Now we need a finger in the ass emoticon too.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #889 on: August 01, 2009, 07:24:03 PM
CST-  My ex is driving me fucking insane.  I can't stop talking to him and going over there to spend the night sometimes.  I'm addicted to the drama.  I can't stop!  How do I stop!!!!!?!?!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #890 on: August 01, 2009, 08:15:47 PM
You could take the 200 you made flashing a stranger to the self-respect store...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #891 on: August 01, 2009, 08:36:29 PM
OH SNAP!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #892 on: August 02, 2009, 12:47:13 AM
This is why we need a puking emoticon.

;D

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #893 on: August 02, 2009, 01:22:32 AM
CST-  My ex is driving me fucking insane.  I can't stop talking to him and going over there to spend the night sometimes.  I'm addicted to the drama.  I can't stop!  How do I stop!!!!!?!?!

Have you Not been practically hypnotized by Geek's, what?  Fire POLE?

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #894 on: August 02, 2009, 02:34:52 AM
You could take the 200 you made flashing a stranger to the self-respect store...

Easy for you to say when you have $200 and self respect.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #895 on: August 03, 2009, 12:29:21 AM
CST-  I went out Thursday night and this guy who is uber hipster keeps being a hanger on of mine.  Anyway, I agreed to hang out with him and by the end of the night he was wasted and I was barely buzzed.  He kept trying to get me to go home with him and I finally had to tell him that I don't have sex with guys who are drunk, it's insulting to me.  The next day he called me and said he was embarassed because he was just trying to keep up with how much I could drink.  Pobrecito!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #896 on: August 03, 2009, 12:46:37 AM
Hardcore drinker.....secksay.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #897 on: August 03, 2009, 04:41:45 AM
I only had three shots of Powers and three beers.  He's def. not a pussy anchor if he can't handle that.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #898 on: August 03, 2009, 09:23:46 AM
past backstory about my relationship itt: 1 / 2

She came to visit me this weekend.  We went out Saturday night and had about 4 martinis a piece and started airing some grievances.

Long story short, I told her she had been acting super insecure lately and that I didn't feel like I could trust her 100%.  She told me that between the formal dance I took her to in April and the time I visited her in Brooklyn in May she fucked one of her female friend's guy friends.  Which means I had reasons to be upset at how weird she was acting, and pretty much all of you guys on this entire forum were right that she was screwing around on me.

Last November when we were fighting pretty substantially and the relationship was on the rocks I know she had fucked around then and that we had thought about splitting, but we agreed to hold it together and she specifically wanted the relationship no longer to be an open one.  I honored that, but she didn't.  That means she has screwed around on me 3 times now just in the past year.  The first two I forgave because we had agreed that we would be open to the idea of seeing other people if the long distance relationship was too strained.  This third one I don't know how I can humanly forgive, especially considering she literally did it a week or two after I took her out on the nicest date in the history of our 4.5-yr relationship.

I'm at a high point in my life.  I've improved my own personal situation in the last year so much that it makes my head spin.  I wear suits to work, make twice as much money as I did this time last year, my school is practically paying me to attend, I have my own car, my own place, I pay my own way for everything.

I have given this woman a ton of my life, and I just don't know what to do.  I'm sure I could do better at this point, and I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust her again equally, it seems borderline unhealthy to continue this on.  Even if I broke it off with her though I'd still care about her.

Fuck man.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #899 on: August 03, 2009, 09:40:32 AM
Please allow me to bullet some of this:


We went out Saturday night and had about 4 martinis a piece and started airing some grievances.

she fucked one of her female friend's guy friends. 

pretty much all of you guys on this entire forum were right that she was screwing around on me.

she specifically wanted the relationship no longer to be an open one

she has screwed around on me 3 times now just in the past year.

I'm at a high point in my life.

You should have left her in the bar, with the bill, and not looked back. Had the roles been reversed you probably would have been wearing one of those martinis, perhaps with a side of broken glass.

Hope that helps.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!