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Current SEX thoughts(Read 405282 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #630 on: June 16, 2009, 10:50:08 PM
It is a sexual act.....count it in the "big number"?  Nah.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #631 on: June 16, 2009, 10:59:49 PM
Yeah, that's how I usually see it. But some DO count it! Just wondering how everyone handles that around here



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #632 on: June 16, 2009, 11:04:53 PM
Probably the hottest chick I ever hooked up with I just ate out, but I don't count that when people ask me how many people I've had sex with.  I even turned down a reciprocative BJ that was offered to me, I was happy enough just doing what I did.  Then I kicked her outta my house on Valentines day.  Good times.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #633 on: June 16, 2009, 11:21:55 PM
Probably the hottest chick I ever hooked up with I just ate out, but I don't count that when people ask me how many people I've had sex with.  I even turned down a reciprocative BJ that was offered to me, I was happy enough just doing what I did.  Then I kicked her outta my house on Valentines day.  Good times.

You're lying. Noone turns down the reward-suck
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #634 on: June 16, 2009, 11:30:37 PM
I was tired.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #635 on: June 16, 2009, 11:45:53 PM
too tired to lie there, hands behind your head and smoke a joint while you get your pipes cleaned? fibber!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #636 on: June 17, 2009, 12:19:35 AM
Haha, dude, I'm NOT lying.  Is it so hard to believe that sometimes I just don't feel like even getting a BJ?  It's weird but true.  Ask my ex.  She didn't get it either.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #637 on: June 17, 2009, 03:41:54 PM
OK that's just fucking weird.

As for the previous topic, I count oral sex as sex, at least as far as when in a relationship I can't ever see explaining my cheating ass by saying, "But baby, it was just oral!"

But does it count towards "the number"? No way.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #638 on: June 17, 2009, 04:25:25 PM
I guess I'm similar ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #639 on: June 17, 2009, 06:12:36 PM
On the topic of virginity, Jimmy Carr lost his at 26.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #640 on: June 17, 2009, 11:17:16 PM
CST: I got laid on Tuesday, 6/16. My streak is over. Worth going into detail about? ... not really.  I think the thrill of Mr Uncut and his Christian goodness isn't doing much for me anymore. I feel I'm taking him over to the dark side but not at the pace I was hoping.







Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #641 on: June 18, 2009, 01:48:53 PM
Buy Ian's soul for him ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #642 on: June 18, 2009, 01:49:50 PM
Then I can take him over to the dark side?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #643 on: June 18, 2009, 03:13:55 PM
Well ...
DUH!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #644 on: June 18, 2009, 03:20:01 PM
Does he need to be taken over there? He seems like he's been living there for awhile now..



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #645 on: June 18, 2009, 04:04:46 PM
It's a front.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #646 on: June 18, 2009, 06:16:56 PM
I think you can legally FedEx souls now ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #647 on: June 18, 2009, 06:30:10 PM
but the packaging requirement is fucking expensive.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #648 on: June 18, 2009, 08:03:50 PM
OK that's just fucking weird.

As for the previous topic, I count oral sex as sex, at least as far as when in a relationship I can't ever see explaining my cheating ass by saying, "But baby, it was just oral!"

But does it count towards "the number"? No way.

I think oral sex is a lot more intimate than regular sex.  I've never gone down on a girl I haven't had sex with.  My ex-girlfriend (many years back) actually didn't want me to go down on her because she had some kind of irrational fear about it I have no idea.

Sex with my current girlfriend has been very bland lately.  We're long distance (NY+DC) and we get together about once every 2 or 3 weeks, and in the past, we would knock it out like 4 or 5 times a weekend, now it's like 1 or 2 and it hasn't even really been that good.  I can't tell if it is her or me, but she is just much less reciprocative/responsive.  In the past she initiated a lot more than I did, now I've been trying to initiate more and she's not that into it.  I take pride in the fact that whenever we hit it, I do whatever it takes to get her off, and I always get her off first, but it just seems like she's not returning the favor.  It's frustrating a bit.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #649 on: June 18, 2009, 08:37:27 PM
I hate to tell you this but signs point to she's either cheating on you now or on her way to doing it soon.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #650 on: June 18, 2009, 10:07:42 PM
I hate to tell you this but signs point to she's either cheating on you now or on her way to doing it soon.

apparently i am just going to go around all night quoting you.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #651 on: June 19, 2009, 01:51:22 AM
I wouldn't assume she's cheating, but basically the only sound you can hear in that bedroom is the death rattle.  Time to shuffle off to Buffalo, my friend.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #652 on: June 19, 2009, 03:15:12 AM
I hate to tell you this but signs point to she's either cheating on you now or on her way to doing it soon.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #653 on: June 19, 2009, 03:37:23 AM
I hate to tell you this but signs point to she's either cheating on you now or on her way to doing it soon.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #654 on: June 19, 2009, 05:01:21 AM
They have been together for 4 years, if i remember correctly....could be anything.

Theres not enough info. Has it happened before. Who goes to who. Do you swap it up. Fight at all. Whats the convos like between meets blahblahblah.....so many things can go wrong.

I must say it dont look good, when its worth posting it on here.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #655 on: June 19, 2009, 09:15:23 AM
Hj's got it. we need a bit more information, Lib.




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #656 on: June 19, 2009, 09:41:44 AM
Mello, tell it like it is.

There's no more info needed. If she's not into the sex she's not satisfied with the current state of the relationship. If she's not satisfied with the current state of the relationship there's probably some dude she knows who she's begun to fixate on. If there's some dude she's begun to fixate on she already may be spending time with him. If she's spending time with him she may already be boning him. If she's not boning him she's probably thinking about what it would be like.

I could be wrong, but there's probably at least a 75% chance that something like the above is going on.

 
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #657 on: June 19, 2009, 09:43:25 AM
With the info we could push that 75% higher.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #658 on: June 19, 2009, 09:44:49 AM
She could be really angry at him if they are fighting!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #659 on: June 19, 2009, 09:48:33 AM
She could be really angry at him if they are fighting!

That only makes the bad news more likely.
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